If I Could Turn Back Time

If I could turn back time
I would have skipped your song
I'd take back those words that you sang out
for so long

I don't know why you sing the things you sing
I don't know why I kept on listening
Voice like a knife, it can cut deep inside
Notes are like weapons, they wound sometimes
I didn't really want to hear you
I really wanna see you go
You know you made me cry
Oh, help me!

If I could turn back time
I would have skipped your song
I'd take back those words that you sang out
for so long
If I could reach the knob
I would have turned you down
It would spare me, spare me
From your horrid sound
If I could turn back time

My ear drum shattered, it was blown away
Like somebody took a knife
And drove it in there all day
You came on the radio
I swore then swore some more
You sound like a sick cow, you look like a whore
I want to tell you, you’re so sorry
This song is four minutes too long
I know you are tone deaf, Cher darling

If I could turn back time
I would have skipped your song
I'd take back those words that you sang out
for so long
If I could reach the knob
I would have turned you down
It would spare me, spare me
From your horrid sound
Owww!
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
Oh, help me!

I didn't really want to hear you
I really wanna see you go
You know you made me cry
Oh no!
If I could turn back time
I would have skipped your song
I'd take back those words that you sang out
If I could reach the knob
I would have turned you down
It would spare me, spare me
From your horrid sound
If I could turn back time
I would have skipped your song
Oh, help me, help me, please just go away!