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Song Parodies -> "Suspenders"

Original Song Title:

"Surrender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"Suspenders"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Mama told me, yes she told me my jeans would fall down
She also told me if they did, it'd really make her frown
Just to piss her off I hit the town with no support
But half way through the night they hit the floor

Mommy was right, daddy was right, I just didn't ever care
Suspenders, suspenders, to hold up the pants you wear

Daddy said, I know they're lame, they make you look a fright
But they'll keep your trousers up so you can go dance all night
Now I had heard that guys who wear them are all old and gray
Or else they're just a bunch of nerds who cannot get a lay

Mommy was right, daddy was right, I just didn't ever care
Suspenders, suspenders, to hold up the pants you wear

Whoever thought these stupid accessories would be a hit
Thought I'd be embarrassed but I guess I was the shit
Sat at the bar, double D's snuck up, gave 'em a snap
Turns out she's a sucker for a suspender wearin' chap

Mommy was right, daddy was right, I just didn't ever care
Suspenders, suspenders, to hold up the pants you wear

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Elizabeth - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
So Americans think suspenders are things to hold up trousers? In Britain those are called braces - suspenders are devices to hold up ladies' stockings. Clicked on this thinking a naughty parody had got through the censor - quite a good parody, but not what I expected.
Simon Jay - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This guy is one funny MF. Excellent. The Great Karlando.

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