Mama told me, yes she told me my jeans would fall down
She also told me if they did, it'd really make her frown
Just to piss her off I hit the town with no support
But half way through the night they hit the floor

Mommy was right, daddy was right, I just didn't ever care
Suspenders, suspenders, to hold up the pants you wear

Daddy said, I know they're lame, they make you look a fright
But they'll keep your trousers up so you can go dance all night
Now I had heard that guys who wear them are all old and gray
Or else they're just a bunch of nerds who cannot get a lay

Mommy was right, daddy was right, I just didn't ever care
Suspenders, suspenders, to hold up the pants you wear

Whoever thought these stupid accessories would be a hit
Thought I'd be embarrassed but I guess I was the shit
Sat at the bar, double D's snuck up, gave 'em a snap
Turns out she's a sucker for a suspender wearin' chap

Mommy was right, daddy was right, I just didn't ever care
Suspenders, suspenders, to hold up the pants you wear