Song Parodies -> Cannibalizin'

Original Song Title:	"I Want You To Want Me"
Original Performer:	Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:	"Cannibalizin'"
Parody Written by:	Agrimorfee

I want you to eat me
I want you to cook me
I want you to roast me
I'm beggin you to bake me

Serve me up with fava beans, Chianti would be fine
Please don't act like I'm a freak
Please just say that you'll eat me

Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Oh, cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Set me on the stove and be my friend in my time of dyin'
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!

I want to be fricassee
I need to be spicy
Now, please don't be grumpy
I'm beggin' you to bake me

I'll grease up from head to toe, roll me in whole wheat flour
Someone please kiss the cook
Please just say that you'll eat me

Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Oh, cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Set me on the stove and be my friend in my time of dyin'
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'

I want you to eat me
I want you to cook me
I want you to roast me
I'm beggin you to bake me
I want you to eat me
I want you to eat me
I want you to eat me...

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mac - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

"I'm beggin you to bake me" HA HA HA This is hilarious!

Meriadoc - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I was going to say the exact same thing that mac just said! ;-D

Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm suddenly hungry. ;-) Have some fiva beans. Very very funny..hehe!

Robert J. Pagliaro - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM - Feb) Of course, I had to read this just before lunch. Good job.

Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM FEB) Well, I wrote "Hannibal", so I guess I can relate, Maynard. ;-)

Rick D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

If we're all Maynard, does that make you Dobie? I really liked this one.

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM FEB) Kentucky Fried Human?

Phil Nelson - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) This was horrible.

Spaff.com - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment

This is the love theme from "EAT ME! - The Musical," right? Great job, Aggro, parodying an original that doesn't offer much flexibility. And Phil Nelson's comment is, um, horrible.

Paul Robinson - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Agrimorfee - Tasty & fun. 5's (FEB SOTM contest)

Phil Alexander - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment

I think this one may well be my favourite of yours, Agrimorfee. Wonderfully sick - you must have been all eaten up by the idea ;-)

Claude Prez - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment

What everyone else said. Especially Birgitta's "fiva beans" comment. Oh, but not the "horrible" one. Funny stuff.

Peregrin - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought this was really good Agri!

Meriadoc - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Still a great spoof of an othewise awful song...

2nz - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice one, Agrr, even if you didn't work "bite me" into the mix. Sick and twisted, like a a good meal should be.

Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I agree with Rick and several others...this is one of your better songs in my opinion. Good job Ag!

johnny pain - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I laughed so hard that I went crazy and and started running around the apartment trying to pee on my running and dodging cats....

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment

...it didn't have quite the same effect on me as ol' johnny pain here, but a hilarious parody nonetheless.

Charlie Decker - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) People...the other other white meat. 555

Adagio - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) 5's

Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above...I live in Concord, Massachusetts, which is surrounded by five towns: Acton...Carlisle...Lincoln...Sudbury...and...Maynard. ;-D

Guy - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-C) Do you have some sort of eating disorder? Nice piece, Ag.

Melhi - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

C - LOL!

Kristof Robertson - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Macabre but rivetting. 555

MysteryGoat - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS

Adam Eccleshall - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Hmm.. yum :-)

David Pratter - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment

I don't find this one too funny, why would anybody ask to be eaten? Where's the humor in wanting someone to cook you? You should read my dirty parody of the original song on whatfreaks.com.

Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Gross Out 2--Next time I want to lose weight, I'll just read this song, it killed my appetite, which means IT WORKED:) Excellent Agimorefee, I've only read a few by you, but this is the first one that really got me laughing. . . .I liked Mucho, well the song--not cannibalization.

Agrimorfee - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment

For those who question the ridiculousness of this concept, keep in mind this was inspired by a true life event. Just google "Armin Meiwes" for the sordid details. There is very little that is sacred in the realm of humor, but I want to stress that I do not praise this moron's actions.

Red Ant - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment

(Gross-Out Doo) Okay, I think I'll skip lunch today. It must have been a bit hard to not turn this into a whatfreaker (n/m.. I see David already did that...). Very well written with a lot of great "subs" throughout (meatball sub, anyone?).

Matthias - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Took a large bite out of Cheap Trick, and kinda made me Seep Sick

Michael McVey - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment

I have a better title for this one: Ode to Jeff Dahmer. Or maybe Ode to Al Packer?----MM

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Song Parodies -> Cannibalizin'

"I Want You To Want Me"

Cheap Trick

"Cannibalizin'"

Agrimorfee

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