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Song Parodies -> "Office Party/Conga Line"

Original Song Title:

"Summer of 69"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Office Party/Conga Line"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

I guess each year in late spring
OFF-ice plans a “real good time”
“Bar-be-cue—let’s all get fed!”
Someone always shouts “Conga Line!”

Paul just put in a pool
So we’re all here in his back yard
Josie hates th’Sprite that I carried
“You shoulda known…we’d have a cash bar!”

Oh and I wonder how
I thought this could go down without beer
And if I had the choice
YOU should know I would-n’t be here
I just watched Pete kiss Andy’s wife

Hey!

Rhonda won’t stop complainin’
KEEPS gettin’ wet by the pool
Spends the evenin’ try’n to keep her boobs in
The top she SQUOZE in to, yeah!

Lacy’s gonna use a fork
To serve her runny Jell-O Sal-ad
Dale’s guitar makes him “The Band”
He’s SING-in’ Rhonda’s jugs a ballad
There’s butter but there is no knife

Oh yeah

“Does anybody want a Conga Line?”

No!

“Hey you can’t cut in line!”
“Will you pass the ketchup?”
“This burger’s raw inside!”
And the night seems to last forever
Forever…oh!

Yeah!

“Who wants to play some lawn games?”
Paul says, “Ev’ryone just follow me!”
But into the pool Josie’s puking
Mood for croquet, it dies instantly

So I’m standing on the porch
And Fred is talkin’ ‘bout the weather
Then he tries to hold my hand
I over-flinch and pull a header
FALL-ing—see flashes of my life

And then…

I plow myself into th’Conga Line

Uh huh
Why did it have to be th’Conga Line?

Oh yeah
Driving me crazy

Conga Line

Owwww…

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Michael Pacholek - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
You were warned: The rhythm is going to GET you! But you'll get your revenge by tripping over them. Five times.
Agrimorfee - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
So that's what you've been doing since the last we heard from you...summer's just begun, so it's gotta get better. 555 for you, missed ya.
alvin - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
what a fun concept...dug it
2Eagle - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha, Ha, into the pool Josie's puking! I had that happen to me once - a guest threw up in my pool.
Invisible Boy - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Extra points for the word "SQUOZE". In these parts it's a toss-up among "Conga", "Hot Hot Hot" and "You Can Call Me Al" for the preferred conga-line song. It's never pretty.
Matthias - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Invite me to your next Summer Barbeque Arwen! They sound like a whole lot of fun, not fun in the traditional sense, but fun as in something to write home about.
stuart mcarthur - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
now lemme get this straight... you over-fliched and pulled a header into the pool that Josie vomited into, causing a splash that would have made Rhonda's boobs even wetter? what were you thinking!! (or am I over-analysing?).....ah, it's good to revisit your neighbourhood antics Arwen and, as I said yesterday, your uniquely hilarious creative angles - oh, and as IB said, extra kudos for "SQUOZE" - 555
Stephen Harrington - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
555 shots of gin to fix this party. XD
Peregrin - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Arwen, long time no see. This was a funny sing a long
Arwen - June 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey All...so sorry for the delay! I actually flew out to Houston for vacation the day that this posted, so I haven't had a chance to give you all some much deserved thanks!

Mister Pacholek...Thanks! Oh...when I was in Houston I was lucky enough to get tickets to watch the Yankees beat the Astros. I thought of you as I was taking pictures of Derek Jeter's butt. ; )
Agri...among other things, yes...I HAVE been going to bad work parties. I'm happier here...=) And thanks!

Alvin...so glad you liked it...=)

2Eagle...yikes! I'm so sorry to hear that! =( Glad you enjoyed the parody, though!
Invisible Boy...I'm not going to lie...I loved the "squoze" line, too...great minds, huh? Thanks!

Matthias...next time I get suckered into going to one, you'll be the first person I call...hee hee. We can write about it together!

Stuart...Oh no...I didn't fall into the pool. I wouldn't be functioning at all if I'd fallen into a vomit tainted pool. Bleah...; ) Thanks!

Stephen...thanks very much!

Pippin...hey little hobbit, thanks!! =)

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