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Song Parodies -> "Thesaurus, You'll Be In My Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Thesaurus, You'll Be In My Heart"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Sorry if I repeat myself too much, but that is what Bonnie does in the original- she really needs a thesaurus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo Enjoy everybody.
(Thesaurus),
I will always love you for the words you have shown me,
And your jacket's leather-bound.
(Thesaurus),
When I'm stuck for words,
I need a bit of help getting over all of my vocabulary fears,
(Thesaurus)
Every now and then it is a little bit obvious
That all of my words have run dry.
(Thesaurus)
Every now and then I get a little bit petrified,
And then I need the words you supply.
(Thesaurus, word-wise)
I always had a break-down at the start,
(Thesaurus, word-wise)
So now we can never be apart.

(Thesaurus)
When I write a diary, get a little bit tongue-tied,
And I feel just like a child.
(Thesaurus)
When I look a word up,
I am always susceptible to all your many wooooordy charms.
(Thesaurus)
Here we go again, you are really quite handy,
And I know that you were such a great buy.
(Thesaurus)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified,
That on you I will always rely.
(Thesaurus, word-wise)
I hope that you do not fall apart.
(Thesaurus, word-wise)
I hope that you do not fall apart.

And I need your words tonight,
And I need them more than ever,
And you make me seem so bright,
We'll be doing great things together.
And you'll always be making me write,
'Cause you're guiding me on.
Together we can make it to the end of the line,
The desk-light casts a shadow on you all of the time.
Whenever I use you,
I will get a good mark.
We're doing some really good work, and you're making me smart.
I really need you to write.
All the words I can now recite,
All the words I can now recite.

Once upon a time I would go to the pub,
Rather than do any work.
Now that I have you, I know 15 words for shirk.

Once upon a time, I had trouble and strife,
Now my life can truly start,
And it's all thanks to
My thesaurus, it played a big part.

(Thesaurus, word-wise)
Now my life will never fall apart
(Thesaurus, word-wise)
Now my life will never fall apart.

And I need your words tonight,
And I need them more than ever,
And you make me seem so bright,
We'll be doing great things together.
And you'll always be making me write,
'Cause you're guiding me on.
Together we can make it to the end of the line,
The desk-light casts a shadow on you all of the time.
Whenever I use you,
I will get a good mark.
We're doing some really good work, and you're making me smart.
I really need you to write.
All the words I can now recite,
All the words I can now recite.

Once upon a time I did not have the words,
But now I have no probs at the start,
It is all thanks to you,
Thesaurus, you'll be in my heart.

Once upon a time I did not have the words,
But now I have no probs at the start,
It is all thanks to you,
Thesaurus, you'll be in my heart.
...Thesaurus, you'll be in my heart...

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Old Man Ribber - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Christopher - (ala Roget's) Splendid, extraordinany, well-done, mellifluous, superior...in other words - good! Although my vocabulary by no means spectacular, compared to my less erudite friends and associates, I am "Tyranno-thesaurus Rex". Great topic and wonderful execution, although more often than not I can be a shameless flatterer, suck-up, toady, stroker, etc....you get the idea and the joke! ;D
John Barry - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
One word to add to OMR's litany: literary.
Jonathan - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
one of the gooderer parodies of this song i ever readed 5's

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