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Song Parodies -> "Total Movement of the Bowels"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Total Movement of the Bowels"

Parody Written by:

Nathan Elia

The Lyrics

(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit gassy and there’s never a loo around
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my farts
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the stink of all the farts won’t stop
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified because there’s no toilet around
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart

(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit hungry and I’ll eat something wild
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little too drunk and I’m lying like a child on the floor
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit gassy and I know I’ve got to get out and poop
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified because there’s no toilet around
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart

And I need a toilet now
And I need it more than ever
And if I’ll hold it in
I’ll be holding it in too long
And I’ll only be farting lots more
Cause I’ll never find a toilet
I can hold it until I need to fart
My farts are like a shadow on folks all of the time
I don’t know what to do and I’m always gonna fart
I’m living in a farting world and having some farts
I really need a john now
Forever’s gonna be too long
To hold in my stupid farts

Once upon a time I was farting at home
But now I’m also farting outside
There’s nothing I can do
But a total movement of the bowels

Once upon a time I was farting at home
But now I’m also farting outside
There’s nothing I can do
But a total movement of the bowels

(Instrumental)

(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart
And I need a toilet now
And I need it more than ever
And if I’ll hold it in
I’ll be holding it in too long
And I’ll only be farting lots more
Cause I’ll never find a toilet
I can hold it until I need to fart
My farts are like a shadow on folks all of the time
I don’t know what to do and I’m always gonna fart
I’m living in a farting world and having some farts
I really need a john now
Forever’s gonna be too long
To hold in my stupid farts

Once upon a time I was farting at home
But now I’m also farting outside
There’s nothing I can do
But a total movement of the bowels
Once upon a time I was farting at home
But now I’m also farting outside
There’s nothing I can do
But a total movement of the bowels
A total movement of the bowels
(Hold it in, foul butt)
(Hold it in, foul butt)
(Hold it in)









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Christie Marie M - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Creative on toilet humour...disgustingly funny! Ode to great relief!
59Eagle - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
As much as I don't care for the content of this one, I don't see a need for a bombardment of triple-1's. Did Aoid or any of his cronies do that?
Gari J - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
What trolls keep bombarding one's on here for the sake of it honestly its the F*****G phase thats sweeping a rating system. I like this song kinda repetitve on the farting, but I guess were all like that after a few beers and a curry. I'll score you a 455 cos the parody is a little off at times.

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