Song Parodies -> I Need Coke Zero

Original Song Title:

"I Need A Hero"

Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Need Coke Zero"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

Dieters will love this...
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Aaahhh
Aaahhh

Where has my slim figure gone
And what happend to my thighs?
Where's the baggy clothes i'da worn
To Burn off all those pies?

Isn't there a fit club upon a loney street?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I eat

I need Coke Zero!
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn food the bendor
taste's gotta be strong
And it's got no fat
And it's gotta be fresh from vendor

I need Coke Zero!
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn the food bendor
taste's gotta be strong
And it's got no fat
And it's gotta be fresh from vendor
Fresh from vendor

Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Aaahhh
Aaahhh

Sometime eleven thirty
In my office luxery
Somewhere just beyond the plant
There's a vendor reaching back to me

Racing down the corridor sweating with my feat
It's gonna take a atkins to slim me till im weak

I need Coke Zero!
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn the food bendor
taste's gotta be strong
And it's got no fat
And it's gotta be fresh from vendor

I need Coke Zero!
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn the food bendor
taste's gotta be strong
And it's got no fat
And it's gotta be fresh from vendor

I need Coke Zero
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn the food bendor

Up where upon my belly meet the heavens above
Out where my double chins does stick
I could swear there is someone somewhere
Watching me (Wobble)

Through salad and pasta and low-cal
And the veg and all foods
I can feel appitite
Like rumble in my blub

I need Coke Zero!
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn the food bendor
taste's gotta be strong
And it's got no fat
And it's gotta be fresh from vendor

I need Coke Zero!
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn the food bendor
taste's gotta be strong
And it's got no fat
And it's gotta be fresh from vendor

I need Coke Zero!
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn the food bendor
taste's gotta be strong
And it's got no fat
And it's gotta be fresh from vendor

I need Coke Zero!
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn the food bendor
taste's gotta be strong
And it's got no fat
And it's gotta be fresh from vendor

I need Coke Zero!
I'm holding out for Coke Zero 'till i burn the food bendor
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