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Song Parodies -> "Ive Lost My Biro"

Original Song Title:

"Holding Out For A Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Ive Lost My Biro"

Parody Written by:

Elliebellie

The Lyrics

hey please vote thanx enjoy
where have all my pencils gone it is very odd
wheres the finder herculese that waves and he nods
it is very strange and also odd indeed
late at night i toss and i turn and i dream of what i need

i need a biro
im looking out for a biro till the end of the night
its gotta be strong and its gotta draw fast
and its gotta have blue ink to write
i need a biro
im looking out for a biro in the morning light
i gotta have four and its gotta be soon
and its gotta have a very long life
very long life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasies
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's a biro just right for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
hurry or my homeworks gonna be incomplete

i need a biro
im looking out for a biro till the end of the night
its gotta be strong and its gotta draw fast
and its gotta have blue ink to write
i need a biro
im looking out for a biro in the morning light
i gotta have four and its gotta be soon
and its gotta have a very long life
very long life

in the mountains in my coat or glove
im lookung for a pen i can see
i can swear that the pen is real watching me
im sure someone can explain
if they ran or they stood
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood

i need a biro
im looking out for a biro till the end of the night
its gotta be strong and its gotta draw fast
and its gotta have blue ink to write
i need a biro
im looking out for a biro in the morning light
i gotta have four and its gotta be soon
and its gotta have a very long life
very long life



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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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