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Song Parodies -> "Holding Out For A Zero"

Original Song Title:

"Holding Out For A Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Holding Out For A Zero"

Parody Written by:

WildChild 3000

The Lyrics

IM NEW HERE SO PLS RATE NICE!!!THANKS
Where has all the good food gone, and where's my favourite teach?
Where's the breaktime hercules to do my work for me?
Isn't there a college somewhere I can go in peace?
Why did I chose sixth form when it's the lamest there can be?

I need a zero
I'm holding out for a zero till the end of the year
It's got to be F
Or a G or a U
And then i'll be out for this term
I need a zero
I'm holding out for a zero till the end of the day
Coz i'm not trying hard
And i'm not working fast
And i'm not taking exams in May
I'm failing today

Somewhere after midday, I dream of flunking art
English, maths geography are lessons that i'm finding hard
Failing with my blunders and falling to an E
It's gonna take a super-flunk to make them take defeat

I need a zero
I'm holding out for a zero til the end of the week
It's gotta be bold
And it's gotta be fat
And it's gotta make me the school freak
I need a zero
I'm holding out for a zero til the parent's night
It's gotta be wrong
And it's gotta scream 'NO'
But i'll have to admit i'm not bright

I need a zero
I'm holding out for a zero til the end of lunchtime

I'll hate the teachers if they say that i've passed
Or if they say i've got an E
I can try and do zilch but the teacher's watching me
Through the maths, the DT and the pain
And the Science as well
I feel ill and approach like a wire in my blood

I need a zero!
I'm holding out for that zero til the end of exams
It's gotta be wrong
And i'll state all the facts
"Wasted time watching TV programmes"
I need that zero
I'm hoping i'll get a zero when the grades are read out
I'm gonna be cool
And i'm gonna be calm
While my teachers and parents freak out

I need a zero
I'm holding out for a zero until quarter to nine

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