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Song Parodies -> "An 'Iffy' Release of a Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"An 'Iffy' Release of a Fart"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Gastric sounds,
Every now and then I get a little bit gasey and my beano cannot be be found
Gastric sounds,
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my rear
Gastric sounds,
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the jest of all my peers won't be nice
Gastric sounds,
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I fell the wet on my thighs
That's your sound brown eye, Every now and then I blow a fart
That's your sound brown eye, Every now and then I blow a fart

What's that sound?
Everyone and friends is a rubber neck witness so I scream out something wild
Turnaround!
Everyone and friend I feel a little bit helpless and I'm crying like a child with no arms
Turnaround!
Everyone and friends I'm not a little bit angry and you know I've got to get out and dry
Turnaround!
Everyone and friends I just a little bit terrified 'cause I hear the boss in my mind
Turnaround! Wise Guys, Every now and then I blow a fart
Turnaround! Wise Guys, Every now and then I blow a fart

And I need a towel to wipe
And I need much more than chonies
And If I'd only clenched real tight
I'd be holding back the ponies
Butt I'm only just thinking hind sight
Cause I'll never give up Baloney
I can take off to the end of the day
My butt is a vulcano on me short of my waist
I don't know what to do and I'm always a lummucks
I'm smelling like a powdered egg and turning stomachs
I really need some insight
My butt cheeks gotta squeeze real tight
My butt cheeks gotta squeeze real tight

Once upoun a time I was wearing boxers
But now I'm only sporting skidmarks
There's nothing I can do
An "Iffy" release of a fart
Once upon a time there was white in my briefs
But now I'm like a dog in the park
Nothing I can say
An "Iffy" release of a fart

Shut your spout brown eye
Shut your spout brown eye
Shut your spout
Every now and then I know I'll never meet the girl who always I wanted to meet
Shut your spout
Every now and then I know I'll always be the only boy who never found his way to the can
Shut your spout
Every now and then I know there's no fruit in the universe as magical and Thunderous as beans
Shut your spout
Every now and the I know that diarreah is genetic I feel it running in my jeans
Shut your spout brown eye, Every now and then I blow a fart
Shut your spout brown eye, Every now and then I blow a fart

And I need a towel to wipe
And I need much more than chonies
And If I'd only clenched real tight
I'd be holding back the ponies
Butt I'm only just thinking hind sight
Cause I'll never give up Baloney
I can take off to the end of the day
My butt is a vulcano on me short of my waist
I don't know what to do and I'm always a lummucks
I'm smelling like a powdered egg and turning stomachs
I really need some insight
My butt cheeks gotta squeeze real tight
My butt cheeks gotta squeeze real tight

Once upoun a time I was wearing boxers
But now I'm only sporting skidmarks
There's nothing I can do
An "Iffy" release of a fart
Once upon a time there was white in my briefs
But now I'm like a dog in the park
Nothing I can say
An "Iffy" release of a fart

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Kristof Robertson - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"That's your sound brown eye"....nice. 555
Agrimorfee - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't like the 2nd verse that much, but everything else was a gas. On a par with the Dr. Demento hits "Fart In An Elevator" or "Oops I Farted Again". Chonies=??? (BTW--the word is spelled "lummox" )
zfunky1 - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"Butt now I'm only sporting skidmarks".... loved this one!! 555!! I'll tell you that this is much better than the original but it's really not saying much. Agri- Chonies is underwear.... (Spanish, I think) only a "lummucks" wouldn't know that! Someone get Lionel a spellcheck!
King Babygonnahollah - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, I'm almost in tears! and I'm at work!! The rhythm was right along with the original. Didn't miss a beat! Makes you wanna sing along! I forwarded the link to this along!
2Eagle - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Just enjoy it. Someday you will meet someone who has the same thing in common. There is a Japanese folk tale about a lovely but flatulant maiden who had trouble finding a match. Then one day she married a young man and on their wedding night when they were in bed she let one rip and blew him out of bed and sent him flying around the room. The moral of this story is that there is a match for everybody.
Kameron J. - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey....I wrote that Dr. D. hit "Fart In An Elevator". Go figure. Kameron J. www.KJVPresents.com

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