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Song Parodies -> "A Busy Day at Wal-Mart"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"A Busy Day at Wal-Mart"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit hungry and this stupid line won't move
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the managers scream
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit nervous of the people waiting right behind me
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit terrified and I wanna break free from this line
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart

Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit restless and I wanna leave this place
Getting bored, every now and then I wish the lady in front of me would shut up the child in her arms
Getting bored, reading the fake newspapers on the magazine rack and I know I wanna escape this line
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit terrified and I wanna break free from this line
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart

And I wanna leave tonight
I've been standing here forever
And if only this line weren't so tight
I'd be happier than ever
There's a rack of candy to the right
The awful music is getting louder
Maybe I can make it to the end of the line
The 10-year old kid in front of me just dropped a dime
I just wanna pay for, this cheap box of Pop-Tarts
The guy way up ahead has filled up three shopping carts
I need to leave here tonight
Yes, I just wanna leave tonight
Yes, I just wanna leave tonight

Once upon a time I was sitting at home,
But now I'm standing here in this mart
There's nothing I can do,
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
Once upon a time I was waiting in line
With no one else around me at all
All that has now changed,
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart

(Instrumental break)

Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart

And I wanna leave tonight
I've been standing here forever
And if only this line weren't so tight
I'd be happier than ever
There's a rack of candy to the right
The awful music is getting louder
Maybe I can make it to the end of the line
The 10-year old kid in front of me just dropped a dime
I just wanna pay for, this cheap box of Pop-Tarts
The guy way up ahead has filled up three shopping carts
I need to leave here tonight
Yes, I just wanna leave tonight
Yes, I just wanna leave tonight

Once upon a time I was sitting at home,
But now I'm standing here in this mart
There's nothing I can do,
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
Once upon a time I was waiting in line
With no one else around me at all
All that has now changed,
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart

It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Billy Florio - January 25, 2003 - Report this comment
lebeiw, this is great
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with you, Billy Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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