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Song Parodies -> "Cart Wranglin' Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead or Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Cart Wranglin' Guy"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

What can I say? We Wyoming girls love a real wrangler...
Don’t know his name
I love him just the same
Every day
I watch him stalking his prey
The parking lot
Where the wind is blow-in’ cold
He’ll try all night
Just to get them home

He’s a cowboy
With a WHEELED horse he’ll fight
I want him
Cart Wranglin’ Guy
Want him
Cart Wranglin’ Guy

I always park
Next to the cart corr-AL
With hope in my heart
That he’ll soon make me his gal

He says “Have a nice day”
As he wheels away my steed
His muscles ripplin’ WHEN
He stalls on bumps for speed

He’s a cowboy
Baggin’ CANS on the side
I want him
(Want him)
Cart Wranglin’ Guy
Want him
(WANT HIM!)
Cart Wranglin’ Guu-uu-uy

Oh…my guy!

(guitar solo)

Whoa!

(and...more guitar solo)

Mmmm he’s a cowboy,
One day I’LL be his bride
I want him
(Want him)
Cart Wranglin’ Guy

Just like herd-ing sheep
Oh ev’ry run-away he’ll catch
The cars and Jeeps
Thanks to him, don’t have a scratch
And this love affair
(oh yeah!)
Won’t end HERE at all
One day he’ll find his place as
A Cop AT THE MALL!

‘Til then a cowboy,
And I’ll STAY by his side
I want him
(Want him)
Cart Wranglin’ Guu-uu-uy

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Ashkicksass - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
You should purposely fall down in the parking lot next time you're there so he can come and "wrangle" you! This is so funny and great. I especially liked the herding sheep part, and how the cars and jeeps don't have a scratch. LOL!
TJC - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Arwen...Great idea with many RICLOL (rolling in cart LOL'ing) lines ('Mall Cop' my fav)... Depending on your luck you could be looking for Misters Goodbar and CartRight simultaneously!
Serafina - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it... and great choice of OS too; it seems to fit in with the theme. 5-5-5! =)
Mark Scotti - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, Aren!!!!!!
alvin - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao...this really takes the cake...uh i mean the cart
Tommy Turtle - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Good to know that you're no shy Ann (Cheyenne, get it?) and I assume you have a pair of Grand Tetons? (uh-oh, another defamation suit coming). 555 from a Targhee fan, and looking forward to the parody about when your dream guy finally Jackson Hole.
Kristof Robertson - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Once again, a totally original idea, perfect OS choice, and towering humour. You really are one of the best....555+
Jeff Reuben - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Lol, love the Mall Cop reference :) I was wondering what Vin has been doing these days, didn't know he ended up in Wyoming! Good stuff.
Arwen - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Ash...you know, if it was my goal to fall down...I would absolutely not fall down. Things rarely turn out how I want them to. ; ) Thanks!

TJC...=) Thanks very much!

Serafina...Thank you. I thought it fit well, too.

Mark...Thanks!

Alvin...hee hee...thank you! Tommy Turtle...two suits in one week? I need a man with a healthier salary than the Cart Wrangler to afford that! ; )

Kristof...well, coming from you, Mr. Robertson, that really does mean a lot. Thanks!

Jeff...=) Thanks, buddy!
LadyNorCAL - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Princess ARWEN, this is great ! Love any subject relating to CowPunchers !
Arwen - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
LadyNorCAL...thanks so much! You and me, both!!
Joe Siebert - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought it was great too. Aside from a couple little missing parts at the very end (in the OS, Jon repeats the phrase "dead or alive" 3 times or so), it's just fine so I won't ding a point for that. I'll just place my perfect vote in with the rest. 5 5 5
Arwen - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Joe...well, I'm pretty sure that depends on if you're going with the radio/video edit or if you're going with the album cut. Not that it makes me any less lazy that I chose the less involved of the two...

Thanks for not docking me points.
T-BOAt - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Hmm seems you have a sinking ship. Might want to deal with that.
Arwen - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
T-BOAt...okay. I'm sure that would be great advice if I knew what you were talking about.
snake666 - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
U might wanna replace cowboy with another word. overall, its damn funny. I realy hate the original song.

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