-> "Hornets, Wasps, and Bee Hives"
Original Song Title:
"Wanted Dead or Alive" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hornets, Wasps, and Bee Hives"
I’m not deranged, just the hospitals change
When I bring my arm with a burning sting
I hate my curse, and these nurses are so cold
Was stung all night by insects of gold
I’m a chicken, in a steel box I’d hide
From hornets, wasps and bee hives
Swimming pools I will dive
Sometimes I weep, the pain can last for days
And the anger I feel makes me swing my dinner trays
Why do they aim for me? Is it the Dew that I drink?
And I thought they’re color blind, but they must love pink
I’m a coward, under covers I hide
From hornets (hornets), wasps and bee hives
Honest (honest), that ain’t no jive
OOOOWWW THAT HURTS!
I feel spineless, I now comprise no more pride
Due hornets (hornets), wasps and bee hives
I’d guard my yard, a loaded Raid can in my pack
But I don’t dare, cause I might not make it back
I’ve had all of the ex-terminators called
I’ve faced a million stingers an I’ve felt them all
So I am gutless. My tyrant wife, she chides
Of hornets (hornets), wasps and bee hives
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