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Song Parodies -> "Veteran of the Flaming Wars"

Original Song Title:

"Veteran of the Psychic Wars"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Veteran of the Flaming Wars"

Parody Written by:

Liam Wescott

The Lyrics

Veteran of the Flaming Wars

You see me now, a veteran
Of a thousand Flaming Wars
I've been roaming 'round the 'Net so long
Where the wingnuts rave and roar
And I've fought them toe-to-toe
Across the years up to today
All the things I've said here
I'm not sure there's anything left to say

Don't let these flames go on,
It's time to take a break from it
It's time we took a chill pill
We've been living in the flames
We've been frying all their brains
Oh please, don't let these flames go on

You ask my why I'm weary
Why I can't post here anymore
You blame me for my silence
Say it's time I went offline
But the war's still going on, dear
And there's no place that's safe
And I can't stand it anymore
I can't say if we'll ever be free

Don't let these flames go on,
It's time to take a break from it
It's time we took a chill pill
We've been living in the flames
We've been frying all their brains
Oh please, don't let these flames go on

You see me now a veteran
Of a thousand Flaming Wars
My killfile is maxed out
My ego is destroyed
I'm scragged and flamed out
Wounded pride is all I'm made of
So this is what you call victory?

Don't let these flames go on
It's time to take a break from it
Send me to another forum
Where the trolls dare not come
And posters cannot be so dumb
Oh please, don't let these flames go on

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