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Song Parodies -> "Stevie's Tender Moment at Home"

Original Song Title:

"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Stevie's Tender Moment at Home"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

As sung by little Bob Irwin...
Even though I'm one month
Sometimes I get so afraid
They say crocs are so strong
Lustily lookin' my way

I know my old man isn't bright
To sell the world an ocker-ish line
Be on the televiz tonight
And Animal Planet's out of it's mind

But I won't make a meal
Just at the best - apéritif or a scone
'Cus it's insanely surreal
Stevie's tender moment at home

Yes I know it's a gaff
But just when he ought to face facts
Dimwitted Dad's a loudmouth
Cause he's just a-cov'ring his tracks

If the croc gets too close
Rely on this loon to escape
Choose that moment to doze
I'll end up as croc-o-late cake

It's an endless newsreel
Prime time spot ad nauseum it's shown
Seems like a wobbly ideal
Is Stevie's tender moment at home

Now the world's tone agrees
Crikey, clown - those excuses won't fly
Aussies' man of the yearious dude
Kiss that coveted title goodbye

(Stevie's tender moment at home)
Stevie's tender moment
Made us all groan
(Stevie's tender moment at home)

I know this drongo isn't right
His fam'ly devotion is pride
Deranged - his latitude's a fright
Begun bout of Irwin-i-cide

It's a bus-i-ness deal
The Aussie Zoo's getting much better known
Though I was almost a meal
Oh Stevie's tender moment at home

Ahhhh (Stevie's tender moment at home)
Stevie's tender moment at home
(Stevie's tender moment at home)
Stevie's tender moment
Idiot zone
(Stevie's tender moment at home)
Stevie's tender moment at home

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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mandamoo - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Steve needs a swift kick on his tender backside ! Great stuff ! I love how you did this from little Bobs' perspective.
Jack Wilson - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Mer and Pips!!!!
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You two human beings rock!
Billy Florio - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
One of my favorite Billy Joel songs
Melhi - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Say good-bye baby, meet Mr. Crock
When his jaws close, my ratings will top
As your bones break, the cameras will roll
He'll gulp you down, baby, diaper and all
Royce Miller - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with your sentiments here
Adagio - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good read, esp. 'croc-o-late cake'. Really good job!!
2nz - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Anyone who does Billy justice has earned a good score from me.
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Somehow, M&P's career just wasn't complete without a good solid swipe at the Crocodile Shlock! The question is, was the croc male or female? (Now, let's not start that again!)
Meriadoc - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks so much to all of you who helped put us back in the top ten! :-)

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