It was birthday time down in Hobbiton
The regular crowd shuffled in
And the old man had to give a speech
Everyone stopped to listen to him

He said "Blah blah blah...well it's time to go"
I'm not really sure what he meant
But he left me his things, and a dark, evil ring
Wish I knew where that sick bastard went

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"Save Middle Earth, you're the Ring Bearer"
"Save Middle Earth, that's right!"
Gandalf, I don't recall signing up for this
Thought I'd get drunk with Sam tonight

Now Merry and Pippin are friends of mine
They provide us with comic relief
I'm most grateful for Merry, who got us to the ferry
When Black Riders were giving us grief

Sam Says, "Frodo, what's up with that guy in black?"
Once we'd reached our location in Bree
Well, it turned out he was a kick ass Ranger
Who'd taken to protecting me

"Save Middle Earth, you're the Ring Bearer"
"Save Middle Earth, that's right!"
"That's no trinket you carry in your pocket,
You oughta be shaking with fright!"

So, I got myself stabbed while at Weathertop
Luckily a hot elf saved the day
Took me to her dad, Elrond, who passed the buck along
That coward just sent us away

Then we got ourselves lost down in Moria
Oh, and Gollum was keeping our pace
And Gandalf was teaching me life lessons
When we should've up and left that place

We left Gandalf falling with the Balrog
And Galadrial gave me a smile
'Cause she knows that it's me, who holds Earth's destiny
So she lent me some light in a vile

And Boromir's practicing Treachery
As the Uruk-hai lessen the gap
I take off on my own—set to do it alone
But Sam somehow winds up in my lap

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"Save Middle Earth, you're the Ring Bearer"
"Save Middle Earth, that's right!"
I will do what I can to destroy The Ring
Though I'm starting to think It's alright...