-> "Allentown (Or, The Tribute to Wal-Mart)"
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"Allentown (Or, The Tribute to Wal-Mart)"
Well we're living here in Allentown
Where they closed all the Wal-Marts down
Isn't it a freaking shame
Work that long
To stand in the rain?
Sam Walton fought for what was right
Now everybody just quit tonight
Their kids just took the place
Can't believe we lost face
Unemployed here in Allentown
But Philly opened one about now
And it's getting very hard to stay...
Well we're shi**ing bricks in Allentown
Philadelphia put them all around
The promises that Wal-Mart made
If we busted ass
Oh, the money we made
The promotions hang on the wall
They couldn't give a damn at all
They didn't teach us right from wrong
And now we must...
Say so long....
Broke as hell here in Allentown
But they've taken the Wal-Marts from us
We didn't even have a say...
Every associate had a shot
To get as far as the parking lot
But something came and we're outta luck
Store went ablaze and now we're f***ed
We just left Allentown
for now we're Philly bound
But I have to work today...
And it never was hard to stay..
Go to hell, Allentown!
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