You're coughing your head off and lately you don't feel so good,
You're wonder if it's pollution in your neighborhood.
It's not right, it's not right,
Break up for goodness' sake!
She's always fumin', you're about to make a terrible mistake!

You better believe there will be times in your life
When a pretty girl will make you drool,
But take it from me, she learned more from a pack of Kents
Than anything that she would ever learn in school.

Don't you smoke it secondhand!
Sooner or later your lungs will no longer breathe in.
It won't be that easy to be living in such constant pain,
You're gonna be goin' to the doctor again and again.
It's not right, it's not right, though you feel such heartache,
She's only fumin', protect your lungs for goodness' sake!

Just like any man who does what's right,
You got to live through your life all alone.
You're not alone in feeling loneliness,
But it's better than cancer and blackening of lungs!

Don't you smoke it secondhand!
When you retire you want your good health to win.

You've been so obsessed with her these days
'Cause you've gone without love for so long.
Sometimes you just want to lay down and die,
That loneliness can be so strong,
But hold on!
'Cause that secondhand smoke's like a gun!

You probably don't want to wait for love from someone else,
But I wouldn't be telling you if I hadn't been there myself.
It's not right, it's not right,
Your body's had all it can take!
You're only human,
You'll pay for this big mistake!
And I've survived all those long lonely days
When it seemed I did not have a friend
Cause all I needed was to take a plane
And move to a country where women still like men!

Don't you smoke it secondhand!
Sooner or later you'll feel emphysema kick in.
Don't you smoke it secondhand!
Sooner or later you'll feel emphysema kick in.