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Song Parodies -> "Peter Played With the Pee Pee's"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start the Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Peter Played With the Pee Pee's"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I misstated the title of this song when I made fun of it fifteen years ago, I thought I'd give it another shot.
Peter played with the PP's
Treated like a leper, cause he picked the pepper
Peter played with the PP's
Though he wasn't tickled, got his peppers pickled

Penny pincher, pension pay, pied piper, passion play
Perpetrator, pedal pusher, Pepsicola Pop
Patent pending, pretty picture, people power, pitterpatter
Patti Page, Porky Pig, players pick a prop
Purple Pez, pink paint, pocket pool, Portnoy's complaint
Pen pal, with pizza pie, and ptomaine poisoning
Playin' possum, Park Place, pony with a poor pace
Prim and proper, port-a-potty, Pinto's pistons ping

Peter played with the PP's
Treated like a leper, cause he picked the pepper
Peter played with the PP's
Though he wasn't tickled, got his peppers pickled

Publish, perish, penis pump, pep pills for portly plump
Panther pelt, Pepe Le Pew, pissin' in a pot
Paw paw, picnic pest, poo poo like all the rest
Press pix, pet peeve, picture with no plot
Pitch pipe, pea pod, poppy petal, puma prod
Porno parlour, pouty puss, ping-pong paddle plan
Pet pup, paltry pun, politicians pull a plum
Post-partum, piddle post, Pippin, Peter pan

Peter played with the PP's
Treated like a leper, cause he picked the pepper
Peter played with the PP's
Though he wasn't tickled, got his peppers pickled

Pistol Pete, pastry pie, Presidential polls reply
Pom pom, peer to peer, pendulum and pit
Party poop, pocket pick, poke pins make a prick
Puzzle piece, pecker pull, pimple go pop it
Popeye, Pip-eye, Pup-eye, Pep-eye, Peep-eye
Powder puff, pub pint, peddlin' like pros
Pocket picking perverts, perplexing all the experts
Should I stop now? What, no hands opposed?

Peter played with the PP's
Treated like a leper, cause he picked the pepper
Peter played with the PP's
Though he wasn't tickled, got his peppers pickled
Whoo-ee. I know I skipped a verse. You people try it sometime.

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alvin rhodes - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
positively perfect
Rick D - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin. As usual, the ones that I work the hardest on get less response. Ones I knock off in ten minutes people comment about. I have the same trouble with my own songs.
Laurence Dunne - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
politely please permit my piece: Pretty pacey, pive pive pive
Trojan Cat - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Remember Tom Lehrer's "sn" song on Sesame Street? Let's see what you can do with words that begin with sn - such as "snot".
Kristof Robertson - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I saw the title and thought of something completely different...but, heck this is a good'n! 5s
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job!
Olvan The Terrible - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I was pleasantly surprised, and didn't expect something nearly this good when I clicked on it!
Rick D - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Olvan, Kristof, that was the idea. I love trick titles. If one of mine sounds really nasty, odds are the song isn't. Now, the innocent sounding titles......
Cody Slusher - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
quit using pee pee .it so kindergarden.Use Penis. Ok

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