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Song Parodies -> "You Stayed All Night?"

Original Song Title:

"You May Be Right"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"You Stayed All Night?"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I suspect that the wedding was cancelled...
Friday night's my bachelor party
Saturday I'm sore and sorry
Sunday came, got smashed and prowled again
Wonder if I had much fun?
Got severe pain in my bum
And I don't know what's become of my loose change

Now my mouth feels like a cow-pat zone
I'm in my bed, but not alone
Did the booze all go recyclin' in my brain?
It's no big surprise that I've
No control of my hand jive
And I can't recall from whence or where you came

You stayed all night?
My memory's hazy
But I must say it's a dirty trick - you're cloakin' more
Turned on the light
It's getting' shady
You veiled your dong - it didn't show
When we played at night

Remember how I stroked your hair
Saw nothing odd erected there
A catalogue of passion was compiled
Didn't know you were a man
I learned drunkenness ain't grand
'Cus you quite displayed discreetness and some guile

Now after all those beers and wine you
Find I failed to classify you
Did quite see you're brazen in the hay
You amazed me whole night through
Had a ball or maybe two
But I shouldn't want the guys to think I'm gay

You stayed all night?
I'm in a daze-y
Guess you thought it not too chivalric to expose more
Bits here did unite
Bits were disarrang-ed
Displayed a dong - you let it show
But not 'til the light

You stayed all night?
My eyes are glazey
Now I guess you found this maverick by crook and more
Stand stunned at sight
Dear Lord, do save me
Wish I was wrong, but all I know
You look good in tights
Displayed a dong, but not 'til the light
Displayed a dong, but not 'til the light


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Arwen - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm always puzzled by the term "chick with a dick" (Which you cleverly avoided in this piece) The only thing that term could possibly refer to is a woman who has had "sex reassignment", and even then it's politically incorrect. The accurate term is "guy with a boob job."
Paul Robinson - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
So he ended up with a bone to pick (anybody use that expression anymore for having a problem with somebody?). Funny...5's
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
funny one....have some 5s
Adagio - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You two....whoa!!! great job 5's

Paul, actually that's what I thought it meant until I came here (brain pollution). Somebody set me straight on the word and told me not to use it (the way I had been). :D
Johnny D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! A dong song! 555
Michael Pacholek - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, won't you play another "somebody dong, somebody wrong" song? As if we weren't confused enough about the two of you! But it still gets the five of you!
Jan Unwin - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
So many good lines. Love it!
Rice Cube - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think I'll ever have a bachelor party...too much explaining to do afterwards :-P
Peregrin - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!
CeramicsFanatic - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
One of your best! :D
Peregrin - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh! Even more thanks CF ;-)
mandamoo - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Those were mighty strong beer goggles ! Heehee ! Hilarious and TOO clever as usual !
Guy - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You two finally put something out that I know. Well done indeed. Clever story and more clever lines.

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