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Song Parodies -> "Beheading"

Original Song Title:

"White Wedding"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Beheading"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

OS is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9j6DE6RnSk
Hey,hooded killer, was that some fun
Hey, it’s a spiller, don’t you have a gun
Weigh Twitter listing, who’s your group of fans
You’re bit persisting, you’ve begun to flaunt
Hey, bitter chiller, NOT DONE

It’s a price paid to harm a man
Such a nice day for a beheading
It’s a slice day like Anne Boleyn

Hey, hooded slayer, swing as you bore in
Hey, bloody sprayer, gut and slice like fish
Slay, split a fissure, plot, stun (oh yeah)
Prey, bitter trickster, do you swoop and slam
Slay, hit purveyor, NOT DONE

It’s a price paid to harm a man
Such a nice day for a beheading
It’s a slice day like Anne Boleyn (oww!)

(Slick it up) Take a whack, crone

Hey, hooded killer, strut as you run
Hey, little Hitler, who’s the lowly scum (lowly scum, lowly scum, lowly scum, lowly scum)
Thrive on display is so wrong (so wrong)
Jive as you slay, feel so strong (so strong)
I’ll bet you gloat for your throng (your throng)

It’s a price paid to harm a man
Come on, not a nice day for a beheading
It’s a slice day like Anne Boleyn

There is nothing fair in this hurl
There is nothing great in this hurl
And there’s newsmen hurt by this hurl
And there’s aiders hurt by this hurl
Such a dumb thing testing this world
Thwart again

Come on
It’s the right way to stop beheading
It’s the right way to start a plan
It’s the right way to thwart again
It’s the right way to thwart again

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Leough - October 16, 2014 - Report this comment
This was great...but don't let it go to your head!
Johnny Pyro - October 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Very good.
Jonathan - October 16, 2014 - Report this comment
I... I can't think of a clever pun based on this parody! GAH! where's my head? oh well 5's
Andy Primus - October 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Hey, Timmy Thousand, WELL DONE! Let’s hope they won’t be heading our way.
Timmy1000 - October 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Andy, I though about that, since they seem to use the internet quite a bit, but we've got the Dutch bike gang on our side now.
Peregrin - October 17, 2014 - Report this comment
And they all thought Billy Idol himself was scary. A nice little ditty, Timmy, like the working in of Anne Boleyn.
WarrenB - October 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Very tactful without being what could have been tasteless. I think there's a fine line between the two, and this is a good example of taking something so vicious, grotesque, and making it good, solid read. Excellent.

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