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Song Parodies -> "Stubble Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Rebel Yell"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Stubble Hell"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Got a "Surprise" guest on the end of this one....

One night I met a she wolf
A beauty not transformed
That night she looked so special
Swept me across the floor
She said moonlight cravings
Adds some hot spices you'll love
Enjoyed my desires
Like hell from drawn blood because

In the full moon hour she howled on all fours..
From her stubble hell my skin tore tore tore..

As we're going wolf style we crawled crawled crawled.
On her stubble hell legs mauled mauled mauled..

Saliva savory
She sat up and begged
And when I started gropin'
Six nipples to swig
I felt her teeth
Sink in me, like blades
I felt so free
Big change like her by me, because

In the full moon hour we both roared, roared, roared..
Change to wolf is swell clawed her more more more..

As we canine defile she yelled dog me more..
As the moonlight fell teeth gnawed gnawed gnawed..

I changed my shape for your sake
I'm rousing howls at moons
I have no fear of pain
I'm starting growls, for
A canine soul, that I'll take
Got hunting to learn from you
Let's give it all
Our wolf love, babe

There's a There's a There's a There's a full moon you've changed with me....

As the full moon flowered, hair's per..fect for sure..
Rang her lycan bells, bod blan..kets secured..

Then he caught her eye, she left my love for..
Sensing Tiger smells, on hole four four four..

Four, four fore fore fore.......



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Phil Nelson - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
funny stuff
Mark Scotti - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
"Hairy' thanks to you, Phil!
Old Man Ribber - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Lycanthropy AND Tiger Woods! Who could ask for anything more? ;D
Mark Scotti - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR. And you are right, two CLASSIC predators!!! (Oh!, that's sooo funny, myy security code is VET!!)
Christie Marie M - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
A savage satire, Mark! Howling out 555's!! Awwwwwwww-awwwwwwwww-ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Mark Scotti - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
And a "Howling" thanks to you, Christie!!
Timmy1000 - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Good story on this one - I thought maybe I'd see something about your 5 o clock shadow from the title.
Mark Scotti - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
"Growling" thanks to you, Timmy! And yes, i thought people would have thought that from the title...
AFW - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Always like good werewolf parodies...and this is a good one
Mark Scotti - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
"Hair Raising' thanks to you, AFW!!!
blackjack21 - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Hell's Bells Scotti, good job here.....wait, I said that yesterday. At first I thought you might have ended up in a "Gay Bar Club" type of stubble hell. ;-) Love the werewolf stuff and this one was good, 555.
Mark Scotti - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
"Llycan" thanks to you, blackjack!!
TT - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I *had* seen this before you posted the link today, but as per comment at the other link today, it's not quite my cup of tea. However, working in Tiger at the end was indeed very clever.

What TT would do with this title switch (but won't, and you may): Woman whining about her man's three-day-old growth of beard scratching her face (and other places) ... followed or accompanied by man whining about a woman who shaves her, uhh, "bikini area", as the commercials so coyly say... then with a stubble growing back, the man... eh, I think you get the idea.

Should you choose to do either of those, and I miss them, drop me a line (or a comment at a song, as I usually at least check for new comments every few days). It's end-of-year statement and income tax time, so not a lot of AIR-time, so to speak. Thanks for the link and the v/c today!
Mark Scotti - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the "Transforming" new ideas, TT!!!
MadameDeWolf - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
G O T ~ W O O F . . ? ?
Mark Scotti - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Got THANKS, from me!!!
Agrimorfee - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I was expecting a shaving-themed work, as TT was saying above. Gothically weird, and then Tiger pops in out of nowhere...it's like watching a David Lynch movie and then have an appearance by Carrot Top in its final reel. I dunno...
Matthias - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Fangs for posting this! It had me howling with laughter. Plus I'm not the only one posting a Halloween topic work in for the Artistry competition!
Mark Scotti - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Grrrrowling thanks to Agri & Matthias!!!
NorCalCougaress - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
grrrrrrrhhh . . . . . Tony the Tiger ! ! . . . Oops, I mean Cougar ! sorry TonyDearest . . . .
Mark Scotti - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
'fangs' for the comments, NorCal!
Abbott Skelding - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry- Great job! Wouldn't have thought of this one! 555
Mark Scotti - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
'Snarls' of thanks to you, Abbott!!!
bobpiecheese - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wasn't expecting a werewolf story out of that title...which makes the actual appearances of the title in the song seem kinda out of place to me. Still, very quirky parody. I'd say Tim Burton-esque, but some people hate him for some reason so I won't say it. 555!
Mark Scotti - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, bobpie! Yes, the title refers to getting your skin scrapped while rubbing against the tough hairs of a werewolf...
Rex - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great concept and a clever kick at the end.
Mark Scotti - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
A 'slashing' of thanks to you, Rex!
Below Average Dave - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
This was ok, the idea was good--won't say much on the title except that stubble hell is one hell of an understatement. Some of the rhyming was stretched, but it worked overall
Mark Scotti - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
"Stubble' thanks to you, Dave!

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