-> "Dashing For My Elves"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing With Myself"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dashing For My Elves"
The Lyrics
Santa knows what servant leadership is all about.
At the sound of.... TALLY HO!
They go back to making more yo-yo’s
It’s a full time position
At my new toy division
That bustles with my elves
When December rolls around
I loose about twenty pounds
‘Cause I’m here and there
Running everywhere
While I’m dashing for my elves
Ho, ho dashing for my elves
Ho, ho dashing for my elves
While there’s children to bilk
For their cookies and milk
I’ll be dashing with my elves
Ho, ho, ho, ho
While they’re busy making the toys
For all the good girls and boys
I must supervise
Not a day goes by
I’m not dashing for my elves
The late shift won’t let me drift
When they need more paper for gifts
I don’t get to nap
While there’s presents to wrap
So I’m off dashing for my elves
Ho, ho dashing for my elves
Ho, ho dashing for my elves
Well there’s no time to doze
When they are out of bows
I’ll be dashing for my elves
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho ho ho, ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho...
When there’s no more ribbons to wrap
I will scour the polar cap
To find supplies
Not a day goes by
I’m not dashing for my elves
While you start your yuletide log
And sip your Christmas eve eggnog
I’m out running mad
To find little brass brads
Yeah I’ll be dashing for my elves
Oh dashing for my elves
Oh dashing for my elves
There’s no time to waste
With a deadline to face
Got to cinch my waist
Due to the hurried pace
I can’t take the chance
Of me loosing my pants
Dashing for my elves
Dashing for my elves
Dashing for my elves
Dashing for my elves
As I fly all over the globe
And the Christmas lights all strobe
In a rush I race
To your mantel place
And the stockings on the shelves
So I ate another plate
Thanks, it’ll help me regain weight
I can’t take the chance
Of me loosing my pants
Please leave some cookies on the shelf
Ho, ho dashing to your shelves
Ho, ho dashing to your shelves
From the factory
To you on Christmas eve
From my loyal elves
To Christmas stocking shelves
With my pride and joy
To all the girls and boys
Ho, ho, ho, ho ho
Ho, ho, ho
Dashing for my elves
Ho, ho
Dashing to your shelves
Ho, ho
Zzzzzzzzz.............
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