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Song Parodies -> "Playin' with Myself"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing with Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Playin' with Myself"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Voodoo

The Lyrics

So what you have to ask is, if Billy Idol played a concert today at Six Flags, would he get second billing to the puppet show? Not much juice left in this career...or is there?
VERSE 1
Sold out shows in Tokyo
Packed out London town to go, go
But now my concert collection
Can't maintain an erection
So I'm playin' with myself

There was no-one left in sight
At the show we played tonight
Not an eighties song
On the local station
So I'm playin' with myself

CHORUS
Oh no playin' with myself
Oh no playin' with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
Except some baby juice
I'll be playin' with myself ahh- oh no

VERSE 2
Now I've played all over the world
I've bopped every type of girl
Now your empty aisles
See my groupies fly
And leave me playin' with myself

Hold my link over a sink
"Cause my career is on the brink
If I had the chance
I'd drop my rubber pants
And I'll be playin' with myself

CHORUS

VERSE 2

CHORUS

[Guitar Scat mixed with "Wank!"]

Playin' with myself
Playin' with myself
Playin' with myself
Playin' with myself

VERSE 2

Oh playin' with myself
Oh playin' with myself
If I had the chance
I'd drop my rubber pants
If I had the chance
I'd drop my rubber pants
If I had the chance
I'd drop my rubber pants!

Yeeeeooooooooooooow!

Gro gro ga groan
Gro gro ga groan
Gro gro ga groan

(Idol chatter part)
Now we're all loose, with juice...loose with juice, loose with juice, loose, loose, loose,let my juice loose Yeeeoooow!!

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Agrimorfee - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm glad you took this a step further than the obvious, with the satire against Billy. He's looking more like Eddy from the Iron Maiden albums everyday. 545
JOANIE - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
LIKE I F***ING SAID DON'T YOU THINK IT'S SAD IF YOU PLAY WITH YOURSELF?!

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