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Song Parodies -> "Thighs Without an Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Eyes Without A Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Thighs Without an Ass"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

(The idea for this song came from a Jay Leno Headlines show where he showed an ad for a false bum that could be slipped on like a girdle...Incidentally...Ever wonder what would happen if a gal did wear one of these false so-called "enhancements" only to have her date discover her secret by groping unexpectedly? Who buys and wears these things? I mean really?)
I'll no longer cope
With your false rump! You have some gall!
When I'm in my home
You call me on the phone
To tell me you're alone
That's easy to believe
It's makin me wheeze
Cuz me you'll never please!

(chorus)
Cuisses sans fesses thighs without an ass
Cuisses sans fesses thighs without an ass
Cuisses sans fesses thighs without an ass
Got no human place - You're wearing a false ass!!!


It took little time
To see through your disguise
Your paltry butt you'd hide
How it made me mad!
To find the real truth...
Was lovin' what you had!

(chorus)
Cuisses sans fesses thighs without an ass
Cuisses sans fesses thighs without an ass
Cuisses sans fesses thighs without an ass
Such a butt-disgrace! You're wearing a false ass!!!

(music solo)

When you have a bad butt - you cover it
Onto your rear a store bought hiney, you dared to slip
Steal some cash and buy a false backside oh! You're a bimbo fool!

Hangin' out on the clothes line
Turnin' off folks just walkin' by
Takin' it down!
Whooooa!
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading "Plastic Implants For Butts and Hips"
I'm thinkin' of you - you're butt was so...
Way off there!
Way off there!
Way off there!

Now I close my eyes
I know really why
You I despise
Now all I can do
Is hate what seemed once
A real part of you
Hope it's gone from your ass
I'd better realise

(chorus)
Cuisses sans fesses thighs without an ass
Cuisses sans fesses thighs without an ass
Cuisses sans fesses thighs without an ass
Got no human taste - your thighs without an ass!
Such a butt-disgrace! You're wearing a false ass!

And now you're getting boobs?..sigh

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Royce Miller - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, I haven't seen too many people who could use a false ass--I mean, most need to have a massive reduction; good parody of a good song.
Red Ant - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Agree with Royce there. Good one Smurf and Mr. Horse.
Peter Andersson - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep, false bums have all the impact of an ass-teroid.
Joanie - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Instead of him messing you up, i'll mess you up!!!

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