-> "One Brady"
Original Song Title:
"One Great Thing"
Parody Song Title:
"One Brady"
The Lyrics
[All the Brady kids]
If there's one Brady
That's causin' Alice strife
It's that Carol B., meddlin' wife of Mike
Does no work, is just a leech, seems to always be on strike
If there's one Brady
It's copin' with that wife!
[Alice]
I've had too much, set my phaser to stun
Harboring much anger 'cus I'm nursemaid to her young
The laundry on it's own it
Takes me all day to get done
But then I'm cooking dinner
While she's sitting on her bum
[All the Brady kids]
If there's one Brady
That causes Alice strife
It's how every day, Carol's always right
Yet she's acting all discreet, little priss, so prim and slight
If there's one Brady
It's 'happy little wife'
[Alice]
I shine away andirons and I clean the bathtub rings
I skim the poop that Tiger flings
My jobs include spit polishing her batt'ry pleasure tools
For nine to share one bathroom, was that architect a fool?
[All the Brady kids]
If there's one Brady
She'd run through with a knife
She craps on all day, and she's so polite
Not a single bit of peace, irritation she ignites
If there's one Brady
A weapon would be nice...
[Alice]
She's out of touch, think she might be a nun
Mike, he is a wanker, but at least he was still fun
I've seen the way this mother is a dead-set ding-a-ling
She made me shine the curtain rings!
I cannot call her Carol, that is Mrs B to you
For three fifty an hour, I should tell her "Go get screwed"
[Alice again]
It's that one Brady
That crappens up my life
With her Smurfette ways, chipper and so bright
Bedroom frolics, they have ceased, 'cus she found that Mike's 'not right'
It's that one Brady
I'd like to douse her lights
[All the Brady kids, but Greg faints halfway through the third line...]
If it weren't for Sam
'Deliv'ring meat' at night
She might take Greg, hey, show him her delights
Curly hair, and he's six feet, Johnny Bravo is her type
If there's one Brady
That sets her flame alight...
[Alice, the Brady kids & Mike!]
If there's one Brady
Alice would kill on sight
Should she find a way, it's that noxious wife
Both the jury and police, they'd acquit her right on site
Yes, there's one Brady
She's sharpening the knife!
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