Do you ever wonder how the housekeeper in The Brady Bunch coped? From minding 4 to minding 8 with no mention of a payrise? All the extra work to cope with... And then there was also 'her'... 'that' woman...

"Where are they now?" ALICE was hired by a wealthy Sheik after he saw a Brady Bunch re-run on Al-Jazeera TV, and now she looks after 23 other wives, but at least she is a wife too. She still wears the same blue uniform and apron. She retains the bad haircut.GREG won the Nevada State Lottery and spent his entire winnings on one more recording session for Johnny Bravo. He failed. He now resides in a packing case on the side of Sepulveda Blvd. Describes his current home as 'far out'.MARCIA went on to be valedictorian of her class. Secured a position with the Clinton administration as an intern but found the job 'distasteful'. She was replaced by her friend Monica. Previous employer was kind enough to help her get a new job in a Cuban cigar factory.PETER took over Haskell's Toy Store. Still gets that really dopey expectant look on his face. His store boasts the most extensive Barbie collection in all L.A.JAN had an affair with Mr Ditmeier from next door, to show Marcia that she could be popular too. Instead of being popular, she found herself pregnant. Further to being the child who was always overlooked, she is now also the child that no-one mentions...BOBBY got a job as Hall Monitor for a leading L.A. law firm. When his supervisor is on holidays he has the added responsibility of changing the water cooler bottles.CINDY shacked up with Buddy Hinton, the boy who bullied her. Despite overwhelming odds, she became a successful Speech Therapist. Still wears her braces and pigtails.OLIVER is still a little twirp. It has been recently revealed that he had escaped from the set of "The Boys From Brazil", where he was representing the part of the experiment that had failed. He flushed himself to freedom after hearing of his scheduled scene with the Alsations...SAM got locked in the Butcher's Shop cold room by Bobby. He was never found, because no-one except the Brady's were ever seen in his store.MIKE was sacked by Mr Phillips after Zsa Zsa Gabor's hinged factory roof collapsed and killed a bunch of Hungarian perfume technicians. The subsequent lawsuits sent the architect's firm broke. As for the rest of the story about Mike, well, that needs no telling, huh... You know what we mean!CAROL currently serves as President of 18 separate PTA's in the greater L.A. area. She remains blissfully unaware of her negative effect on the cosmos...TIGER, The Dog, died in 1979, it was the lucky one...