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Song Parodies -> "The Thing Between My Knees"

Original Song Title:

"The Wind Beneath My Wings"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"The Thing Between My Knees"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Pyro

The Lyrics

A song about peeing. Not really my best but......something I created from memories of my Father's very weird but entertaining sense of humor. My Father died 12/16/96 from throat cancer at age 48.
Oh, oh, oh, oh -
It must of been cold there in my trousers,
To never have sunlight on your face.
You get erect when I drink wine, That's your way.
You always hang near my behind.

So I was the one in all my glory,
While you were the one with all the length.
A beautiful shape and so untamed, oh so long,
A kick in your sack will bring you pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
You're everything I need to go pee.
I could pee higher than a beagle,
For you are the thing between my knees.

I might have appeared to not have noticed,
But I've got a bladder full of beer
I want you to know I know it's true, of course I know it.
I expel nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I need to go pee.
I could pee higher than a beagle,
For you are the thing between my knees.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I need to go pee.
Oh, and I, I could pee higher than a beagle,
For you are the thing between my knees,
'Cause you are the thing between my knees.

Oh, the thing between my knees.
You, you, you, you are the thing between my knees.
Pee, pee, pee away. You let me pee so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the thing between my knees
Oh, you, you, you, the thing between my knees

Pee, pee, pee, high against the sky,
So high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
Thank God for you, the thing between my knees.

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eimear glynn - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought that it was awful i dont no how any one could mock that beautiful song YOUR SO EGNARENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and your a PIG!!!
Johnny Pyro - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well....as Ricky Nelson said.... "If you can't please everyone then ya......gotta please yourself." :) Oh yeah.......get yourself hooked on phonics will ya. The word is 'ignorant'.
Royce Miller - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny, you might not ever see my comment, but I just read some of your parodies today, and I thought some were really well done; this one included. "You always hang near my behind"...I thought was a funny line. Strange how some parodies just go by and without alot of notice, it seems. Maybe you'll write more?
Johnny Pyro - June 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Thank you Royce. :)

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