Song Parodies -> The Toes

Original Song Title:	"The Rose"
Original Performer:	Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:	"The Toes"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

Some say love it's missionary
Or dog style from behind
Some say love it must be hairy
No shaves of any kind

Some say love should last an hour
Some say just four minutes, fine
Others crave a bladder shower
With golden spray divine

Many choices in love making
As their are styles of dance
While some wish to be the ant hill
Others get off as the ants

When an opportune arises
And I'm blessed with lace and luck
What, in sex, my Nobel Prize is
Other men may just say, "Yuck!"
I could be considered kinky
For this fetish, I suppose
But, as long as they're not stinky
It's my thing,
To lick...The Toes

Yes, as long as they're not stinky
It's my thing,
To lick...The Toes

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alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

ah, "shrimping"...the sport of kings

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Due to TOS opening parts resemblance to chinese water torture (don't you just wanna scream for it to end?) I refuse to listen to this song, but I trust you on the pacing. Toenailcurlingly funny!

John Barry - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

This would make a good jam session. 5s

Toe-me Turtle - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

You and Al Bundy..."ant hill/ants" was original metaphor... 555....btw, started a parody last night that I hope to submit tonight for post Fri. that has a reference to this feetish fetish... You and I really do have some sort of ESPN going on, and you always keep me on my toes... must be these spike heels I'm wearin'.

Stephen Harrington - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

555, kinky.

AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin...shrimping? is that really a slang expression for it?...would it be "Deep Fried" or "Cocktail"...the latter, I imagine............. ................Thanks, Peter...Come to think of it..I guess the original is sort of musical monotony..........................................and thanks,John...... ..................and thanks, Tommy....we must be keyed in somehow..

Rick C - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Yes, by all means, watch out for the stinky ones. You could get toemane poisoning. 555

PMS - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Toe-riffic

AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Rick...good one...........................and thanks, PMS...another good pun

Johnny D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

This parody is neither corny nor callous.

AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Johnny...for being my arch supporter

Larry Hensley - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

I'll give some 555s

AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks to Larry

Michael No-Toe-Lick - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment

This is one kickin' parody. You really nailed it. I'd be a heel not to give it five, one for each toe. Now your little piggies can go "Wee-wee-wee" all the way home! (Hmmmm, wonder if there'll be a parody of the Beatles' "Piggies" coming up?)

AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Michael...

DT - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment

555 Hilarious!

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Song Parodies -> The Toes

"The Rose"

Bette Midler

"The Toes"

Airfarcewon

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