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Song Parodies -> "The Toes"

Original Song Title:

"The Rose"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"The Toes"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Some say love it's missionary
Or dog style from behind
Some say love it must be hairy
No shaves of any kind

Some say love should last an hour
Some say just four minutes, fine
Others crave a bladder shower
With golden spray divine

Many choices in love making
As their are styles of dance
While some wish to be the ant hill
Others get off as the ants

When an opportune arises
And I'm blessed with lace and luck
What, in sex, my Nobel Prize is
Other men may just say, "Yuck!"
I could be considered kinky
For this fetish, I suppose
But, as long as they're not stinky
It's my thing,
To lick...The Toes

Yes, as long as they're not stinky
It's my thing,
To lick...The Toes







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alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
ah, "shrimping"...the sport of kings
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Due to TOS opening parts resemblance to chinese water torture (don't you just wanna scream for it to end?) I refuse to listen to this song, but I trust you on the pacing. Toenailcurlingly funny!
John Barry - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This would make a good jam session. 5s
Toe-me Turtle - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You and Al Bundy..."ant hill/ants" was original metaphor... 555....btw, started a parody last night that I hope to submit tonight for post Fri. that has a reference to this feetish fetish... You and I really do have some sort of ESPN going on, and you always keep me on my toes... must be these spike heels I'm wearin'.
Stephen Harrington - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
555, kinky.
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...shrimping? is that really a slang expression for it?...would it be "Deep Fried" or "Cocktail"...the latter, I imagine............. ................Thanks, Peter...Come to think of it..I guess the original is sort of musical monotony..........................................and thanks,John...... ..................and thanks, Tommy....we must be keyed in somehow..
Rick C - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, by all means, watch out for the stinky ones. You could get toemane poisoning. 555
PMS - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Toe-riffic
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick...good one...........................and thanks, PMS...another good pun
Johnny D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is neither corny nor callous.
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...for being my arch supporter
Larry Hensley - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll give some 555s
AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Larry
Michael No-Toe-Lick - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This is one kickin' parody. You really nailed it. I'd be a heel not to give it five, one for each toe. Now your little piggies can go "Wee-wee-wee" all the way home! (Hmmmm, wonder if there'll be a parody of the Beatles' "Piggies" coming up?)
AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael...
DT - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
555 Hilarious!

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