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Song Parodies -> "The Hoes"

Original Song Title:

"The Rose"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"The Hoes"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Some say fun, it is a car race
And Nascar tops the ranks
Some say fun, it's saving money
High numbers in the banks

Some say fun, it is a golf game
Driving balls against the sun
I say fun, it is a hooker,
Think I'll go and get me one..

Fun's a hump of hunger growing
In the garden of the loin
Fun's a seed with need for sowing
Where a hole and planter join
There are hot girls in the ghetto
for and by crack, they live
Just shield your horn of plenty
For twenty, they will give

When the nights are long and lonely
And you need that special friend
Just remember fun is only
Over town, around the bend
Spring, or summer, fall, or winter
Pouring rain, or blizzard snows
By the corner, where the street's dark
You will always find The Hoes...

By the corner, where the street's dark
You can always find The Hoes....






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alvin rhodes - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thou art a poet
John Barry - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Indeed, with such lines as "Fun's a hump of hunger growing In the garden of the loin."
Stephen Harrington - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, you naughty author.
AFW - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, john, and Stephen.......I believe sex makes a good edgy theme...because it's a vine on the fence .. bearing fruit both ways, humorous and serious
Larry Hensley - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
It's so romantic. 555s
Rex - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I bet Bette would enjoy this too. Well done!
AFW - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry, and Rex
Michael Pacholek - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm slappin' you some fives, mofo.
AFW - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael

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