Some say fun, it is a car race
And Nascar tops the ranks
Some say fun, it's saving money
High numbers in the banks

Some say fun, it is a golf game
Driving balls against the sun
I say fun, it is a hooker,
Think I'll go and get me one..

Fun's a hump of hunger growing
In the garden of the loin
Fun's a seed with need for sowing
Where a hole and planter join
There are hot girls in the ghetto
for and by crack, they live
Just shield your horn of plenty
For twenty, they will give

When the nights are long and lonely
And you need that special friend
Just remember fun is only
Over town, around the bend
Spring, or summer, fall, or winter
Pouring rain, or blizzard snows
By the corner, where the street's dark
You will always find The Hoes...

By the corner, where the street's dark
You can always find The Hoes....