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Song Parodies -> "Wind Between my Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"Wind Beneath my Wings"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Wind Between my Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Manuel L. Monge

The Lyrics

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been stinky there in my shadow,
The fresh air stolen from your face.
You were surprised that I let rip, that's my bad.
You were always too close behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one left with the stench.
A beautiful rear without a shame for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that it was my burrito,
Red hot chili beans mixed with fries.
I can toot longer than a stallion;
Oh the wind between my thighs!

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my pants.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I can feel the warmth with my hands.

Did you ever know that it was my burrito,
Red hot chili beans mixed with fries.
I can toot longer than a stallion;
Oh the wind between my thighs!

Did I ever tell you that it was my burrito,
Red hot, spicy hot chili beans mixed with fries.
Oh, and I can toot longer than a stallion;
And let flow the wind between my thighs,
Oh the wind between my thighs!

Oh the wind between my thighs!
You, you, you, you took the wind between my thighs.
I tried, tried, tried to hold it in, oh the pain was far too great.
Oh, you, you, you took the wind between my thighs.
Oh, you, you, you endured the wind between my thighs.

I tried, tried, tried to hold it in,
oh but the pain was far too great!
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind between my thighs.

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