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Song Parodies -> "The Wind Beneath My Butt"

Original Song Title:

"The Wind Beneath My Wings"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"The Wind Beneath My Butt"

Parody Written by:

Kyle B.

The Lyrics

The ultimate song to listen to after being dumped...
It surely is miserable in your shadow
I'm glad that my rage took control
You were hurtful in the past
That's your way
You found another 'n' left me to die

For a minute you had the glory
But I gathered up all of my strength
A beautiful face without a heart
To love me
A phony ole' smile that lured me in...

Did you ever know
That you're a zero
You make everyone want to blow chunks
Whenever i see you, it reminds me...
Of all of the wind beneath my butt

You might appear to attract everyone
But can hold no love without a heart
I want them to know, to know the truth
They should know it
The world'd be better without you...

Did you ever know
You smell like beer-oh
Your face tempts me to churn my gut
I can't believed you dumped me, no
You are the wind beneath my butt

Die, die, die today!
I hate you oh so much
Oh, die, die
I'm so pissed you left me
So pissed I could erupt
But thank you, thank you
Thank God you're gone,
the wind beneath my butt.

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Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I've actually come up with the lines "Did you ever know that you're a zero", for "You are the wind between my legs". So, you get points for thinking along the same lines.
Me too - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff, I think a lot of people have thought of those lines, but didn't want to go for the obvious.

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