-> "Kobe... No!"
Original Song Title:
"Kokomo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kobe... No!"
The Lyrics
The Prince of the Lakers, basketball head-faker --
The dude has some drama: did some pretty mama
say "Go slow, I'm no pro," did he say, "Look cheap ho,
I'll make ya..."
Was she being a tease?
Did the girl say, "Kobe, no..."?
Or was she just a ho hoping to be basket-balled?
Did she have it planned?
Did she think "He's a wealthy man...
And if push comes to shove,
And he won't propose, I'll say we banged
as I screamed "Kobe... No!"
Does she hate the Lakers? Is she just a faker
pursuing some drama, urged on by her mama?
We don't know, it's strange though, would he sink quite so low...
When they both were naked, was it "Kobe, no..."?.
Based on his past as a b-ball pro,
He scores at will and so,
Did she say "Kobe, no..."
Or did she seek his athletic physique?
Did she act willingly, and did they have chemistry?
If so, why would she lie, accusing such depravity?
What was in her sights?
Did she fantasize that night,
And dream of some fancy life
as some hot N - B - A star's new wife?
Did she say "Kobe, no..."?
Does she stand to make-a million as a faker?
Does she love the drama? 'Fifteen-minute' mama?
Would he go quite so low? Would he say, "Look cheap ho,
I'll make ya..."?
The Laker Prince, he hasn't called her since....
SOLO
Will we ever know if the girl said "Kobe, no..."?
I'm sure he'd like to go and get away from it all...
But you can't, Kobe. No.
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