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Song Parodies -> "Astronomy"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Astronomy"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Aquila, Auriga, oh I wanna show you
Orion and Scutum, do you recognize 'em
Scorpio, Centaurus, baby why don't we go
Aries...

When you look in the skies
there's a science called astronomy
Thats what you need to do when the skies look at you

Bodies of the skies
Planets, stars of every size
Clusters and galaxies
All the wonderful things, you realize
It's astronomy!


Aquila, Auriga, oh I wanna show you
Orion and Scutum, do you recognize 'em
Scorpio, Centaurus, baby why don't we go
to do astronomy
we look at the skies
and the beauty we realize
That's what I wanna see -
I'll do astronomy!

[To Pegasus, and Hercules and Crux!]

We'll go out to sea
And through the sextant stars we see
Or build a starship and defy all the gravity
See the Northern Lights
Milky Way and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Under the Polaris we will get so high
It's astronomy!

Aquila, Auriga, oh I wanna show you
Orion and Scutum, do you recognize 'em
Scorpio, Centaurus, baby why don't we go
to do astronomy
we look at the skies
and the beauty we realize
That's what I wanna go
I'l do astronomy!

[Gemini and Lyra high at sky!]

Everybody knows
That science called astronomy
Now if you wanna know
of the wonders in the skies above
Do the astronomy!

Aquila, Auriga, oh I wanna show you
Orion and Scutum, do you recognize 'em
Scorpio, Centaurus, baby why don't we go
to do astronomy
we look at the skies
and the beauty we realize
That's what I wanna go
I'll do astronomy!

Aquila, Auriga, oh I wanna show you
Orion and Scutum, do you recognize 'em
Scorpio, Centaurus, baby why don't we go
to do astronomy!

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Old Man Ribber - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Susanna - In a word...stellar! Celestial job from a true star in the constellation of amiright. ;D
Stargazer - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Astronomy is a hobby of mine and what you did here is stellar. An excellent job of cosmic proportions : )
Susanna Viljanen - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
*smile* I have needed to re-familiarize myself again with the astronomy because of navigation at night. While the GPS has pretty much replaced sextant as the navigation device, knowing the stars certainly won't hurt, and being the geek I am, astronomy is simply an interesting topic.

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