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Song Parodies -> "Cokenomo"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Cokenomo"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Teao maybe forget he though
Johndrinka

Open fridge to see
We are out of coke oh no
Now where’s the soda jerk that did away with it all

Cottage cheese and ham
Tropical punch and I sigh oh man
I see nothing I want
In a bottle or even a can
Out of coke oh no

No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Teao maybe forget he though

Ooo I wanna take you down see lights no mo
I’ll hit him hard
And then next time he’ll know
Should leave the last one bro
Talking about da so

Make me seek you a monstrous mistake

Now where the heck’s he
Want to refresh his memory
spy and spy with my eye but soda jerk I do not see

Afternoon sunlight
No trails and not in sight
Got thirsty like I could die
Pour me a tropical punch know why?
We’re out of coke oh no

No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Teao maybe forget he though

Ooo I wanna take you down see lights no mo
I’ll hit him hard
And then next time he’ll know
Should leave the last one bro
Talking about da so

Search more since I only went by glimpse

I guess he still knows
To save me the last coke or so
Where he hid I don’t know
To stay away from it all
My fist and lectureo

No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Teao maybe forget he though

Ooo I wanna take you down see lights no mo
I’ll hit him hard
And then next time he’ll know
Should leave the last one bro


No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Tea maybe forget he though

Ooo I wanna take you down see lights no mo

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Peregrin - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Ann, thank you for making the song much more bearable :) Funny concept.
Ann Hammond - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Your welcome Peregrin
Tim Hall - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
A neat take on the OS
Serafina - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, I think so too. Nicely done, Ann.
Ann Hammond - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim Hall and Serafina
AFW - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny switch and parody
Stephen Harrington - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate it when that happens, my favorite drinks gone.... 555
Ann Hammond - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW and Stephen
littleCupCakes - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, Ann . . the real Coca Cola has been gone for decades . . . I still crave that burning sensation . . . Thanks for the parody!
Below Average Dave - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Amazing sub-title if I must say. Hey littleCupCakes, I have found that Red Bull has that same "Pepsi Dependency" effect through your nose without having to try as hard! Anyhow, 5's for you Ann, very creative.
littleRedCakes - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, ~Chief Red Bull~, thanks for the tip, Sir.
Ann Hammond - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks little CupCakes and BAD

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