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Song Parodies -> "What The Shrub Has Planned"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"What The Shrub Has Planned"

Parody Written by:

Caitlin

The Lyrics

The farmers, the hoosiers
Voted for two boozers
The country, the suburbs
All picked out a new Shrub
The Midwest was not wise
Condoned all the DUIs
And Katherine rued the Florida vote
Now we're deep in Dubya-land
That's where no guns are banned
No background checks at all

Bodies in the chair
No more money going to welfare
We'll filter air for life
From the factories killing our air
Since we're in Dubya-land
The farmers, the hoosiers
Voted for two boozers
The country, the suburbs
All picked out a new Shrub
Now the Klan has a plan
Send out a lynching band
We're in Dubya-land
Where we'll find out that being gay is banned
That's what the Shrub has planned
Since we're in Dubya-land

Intelligence has left the new Bush prince

We'll turn on our TVs
Will Farrell is so funny
We'll neglect all respect for the presidency
Free speech's twilight
Laura's honored by the right
The certain look in Shrub's eyes
Means Social Security's gonna die
Since we're in Dubya-land

The farmers, the hoosiers
Voted for two boozers
The country, the suburbs
All picked out a new Shrub
Now the Klan has a plan
Send out a lynching band
We're in Dubya-land
Where we'll find out that being gay is banned
That's what the Shrub has planned
Since we're in Dubya-land

Freedom from hate is not on Dubya's plate
(instrumental)
Everybody knows
A little land like Dubya's blows
Unless of course you've planned
To buy an assault rifle-cuz
You can in Dubya-land
The farmers, the hoosiers
Voted for two boozers
The country, the suburbs
All picked out a new Shrub
Now the Klan's got a plan
Send out a lynching band
We're in Dubya-land
Where we'll find out that being gay is banned
That's what the Shrub has planned
Since we're in Dubya-land
The farmers, the hoosiers
Voted for two boozers
The country, the suburbs
All picked out a new Shrub (fade out)

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