Third and ten already and the ball is on our twenty five
If fiedler cannot throw it then our season's gonna take a dive
Cause we cannot lose again it takes us down to eight and five
and that's not good enough to keep our playoff hopes and dreams alive

The dolphins will not make the playoffs
I hope Wannstadt gets laid off
What is this team made of?
We cannot even make the playoffs

I should have known from game one when we lost to a late field goal
But we played so well in Dallas that it just lifted up ones soul
But losing to the pats and then the eagles dropped us in a hole
Then the Broncos beat the colts so we're not going to the Superbowl

The dolphins will not make the playoffs
I hope Wannstadt gets laid off
What is this team made of?
We cannot even make the playoffs

All the time we have a decent season then we fade out late (out late, out late)
ten and six or nine and seven always seems to be our fate (our fate, our fate)
We never get a good draft pick
We could really use Michael Vick

Ricky runs so fast, but Jay cannot throw...so...

The dolphins will not make the playoffs
I hope Wannstadt gets laid off
What is this team made of?
We cannot even make the playoffs