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Song Parodies -> "Frodo"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

Original Performer:

Bananarama

Parody Song Title:

"Frodo"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

As sung by Sauron, lamenting the loss of his ring to that meddling hobbit!
Made it on a Mountain Top
Formed it with an evil flame
Filled it with cruelty and hate
Then I lost it—what a shame

He's got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire

My servants are the Uruk-hai
Who think they're serving Saruman
Dumber than Cave trolls they are
See, they caught the wrong men
Wah!

Still got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire

Frodo!

He's got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire

I'm losing all my patience now
I've lately got the urge to cuss
He's made a bee-line for Mordor
To destroy the preciousss
Wah!!

He's got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire

Frodo is his name

Yeah, baby, he's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it


(Fade to end)


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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 23

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Johnny D - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, fair Arwen! You might want to check out my parody called "Gollum's Rhapsody", if you like Tolkien themes.

Here's a little something to express how much I like this parody of yours.....an additional verse for your excellent Tolkien parody:

Gollum’s fighting Frodo now
Deep within the Cracks of Doom
Gollum bit the Ring off – OW !
Fell off the ledge and BOOM !

It’s melted!
My One Ring is melted!
Lost my One Ring
Lost my power
And my Dark Tower


Johnny D - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Arwen - here's where you can find my parody of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" titled "Gollum's Rhapsody":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen123.shtml

Meriadoc - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, I admit I am singing it to Shocking Blue, not Bananarama, but it's still great! Perfect pacing and very funny. A winner.
Arwen - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, gentlemen...
pickle - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You got it!
Arwen - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pickle!!
Serafina - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hello again, Arwen...as you can see, I just dusted off yet another one of your older compositions. Even though I'm not much into the "hobbit" stuff myself, I thought I'd start reading about them anyway (I've already read one and commented on it). At any rate, I liked this one a lot (even though I don't know too much about the content), so I'm going to award it with a 5-5-5. I hope you've had a good day today; mine was pretty good... now I'm about to leave my office and go home. Take care! :) :)
Arwen - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Serafina...thanks a bunch! This was actually the very first parody I ever submitted, and I'm so glad you liked it. My day was just fine...thanks! =)
Scathe - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I finally understand a little of what goes on in that book LOTR. Nicely done, Arwen.
Mistress Leola - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I em soooo not Tolkienista... but I likes dees veddy maash.
Kim West - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You know what I find truly disturbing about this song parody? I can picture in my mind Elijah Wood (hobbit sized) on stage dressed in sequins, fishnet stockings, and a feather boa. I can see him strutting about while this song is being played. Yes, I have a warped and seriously twisted mind. 555 for Lady Arwen! ^-^
Arwen - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Scathe...thanks...glad I could be of service...=)

Mistress...a pleasure, as always. Thanks for stopping by.

Kim...yikes! =) Heaven knows I didn't want to think about THAT last thing before I went to bed...but alas...I am so doomed. Thanks!!
kozar - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
You really nailed this one, Arwen. 5-5-5.
Arwen - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
kozar, you rock! Thanks for stopping by!
2Eagle - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Alone with the precious?
QUX - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
remember for the record Arwen, you gave me this web site adress. Advisories, warnings, safety advisories have all been presented HERE. conduct yourself accordingly
Arwen - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Which record am I remembering this for again?

I'm so so so sick of these spam comments. Sigh...
UFJ - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
spam?? come on Arwen. Your so funny
Max Power - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Arwen, I think your parodies are attracting mentally unstable people.
Arwen - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Max...I think you're right. I've attracted my share of mentally unstable men in my life...so I guess it's fitting. Haha.
plah - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
you are a f***ing lier
darrin - November 02, 2013 - Report this comment
we are not the same arwen or Carmen or ellen. not even close. never.
shannon - May 18, 2014 - Report this comment
I just wanted it to be clear DEAR PRINCESS. I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR In the air response. YOUR RIGHT WE ARE ON OPPOSITTE SIDES THE MORE I GET TO KNOW YOW THE LESS I LIKE U
shannon - May 18, 2014 - Report this comment
u don't respond because u don't care. get lost Carmen.
POOP - July 01, 2014 - Report this comment
I DONT WANT TO EVEN BE WITH YOU OR CHAT WITH YOU. GET LOST.
PoePoe - March 01, 2015 - Report this comment
for your current refer`ernce hey bro ticket was split yesterday for your tomorrow and my yesterday. garage trip? we are done. FLat. I am don with you. Moving on
YenLo - March 21, 2015 - Report this comment
I thought that name would be poetic cuz you do not respond to any of your friends. in any way. have fun Carmen .
MikeCar - August 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Here is ythe deqal arwenq your not right aboyut any tshng. wa nna paly a geame.??????? come on and get me. Think your funny >>>>>> Herees your riddle nbidtch play wutih me
Omar - August 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Someone end this worthless thread.
Yen$ - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Something in the code eye sent find it

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