Song Parodies -> Frodo
| Original Song Title: | "Venus" |
| Original Performer: | Bananarama |
| Parody Song Title: | "Frodo" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
As sung by Sauron, lamenting the loss of his ring to that meddling hobbit!
Made it on a Mountain Top
Formed it with an evil flame
Filled it with cruelty and hate
Then I lost it—what a shame
He's got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
My servants are the Uruk-hai
Who think they're serving Saruman
Dumber than Cave trolls they are
See, they caught the wrong men
Wah!
Still got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Frodo!
He's got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
I'm losing all my patience now
I've lately got the urge to cuss
He's made a bee-line for Mordor
To destroy the preciousss
Wah!!
He's got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Frodo is his name
Yeah, baby, he's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it
(Fade to end)
Formed it with an evil flame
Filled it with cruelty and hate
Then I lost it—what a shame
He's got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
My servants are the Uruk-hai
Who think they're serving Saruman
Dumber than Cave trolls they are
See, they caught the wrong men
Wah!
Still got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Frodo!
He's got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
I'm losing all my patience now
I've lately got the urge to cuss
He's made a bee-line for Mordor
To destroy the preciousss
Wah!!
He's got it
The One Ring, he's got it
He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Yeah, He's a Hobbit, from the Shire
With my desire
Frodo is his name
Yeah, baby, he's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it
(Fade to end)
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Well done, fair Arwen! You might want to check out my parody called "Gollum's Rhapsody", if you like Tolkien themes.
Here's a little something to express how much I like this parody of yours.....an additional verse for your excellent Tolkien parody:
Gollum’s fighting Frodo now
Deep within the Cracks of Doom
Gollum bit the Ring off – OW !
Fell off the ledge and BOOM !
It’s melted!
My One Ring is melted!
Lost my One Ring
Lost my power
And my Dark Tower
Here's a little something to express how much I like this parody of yours.....an additional verse for your excellent Tolkien parody:
Gollum’s fighting Frodo now
Deep within the Cracks of Doom
Gollum bit the Ring off – OW !
Fell off the ledge and BOOM !
It’s melted!
My One Ring is melted!
Lost my One Ring
Lost my power
And my Dark Tower
Arwen - here's where you can find my parody of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" titled "Gollum's Rhapsody":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen123.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen123.shtml
Okay, I admit I am singing it to Shocking Blue, not Bananarama, but it's still great! Perfect pacing and very funny. A winner.
Thanks, gentlemen...
You got it!
Thanks, Pickle!!
Hello again, Arwen...as you can see, I just dusted off yet another one of your older compositions. Even though I'm not much into the "hobbit" stuff myself, I thought I'd start reading about them anyway (I've already read one and commented on it). At any rate, I liked this one a lot (even though I don't know too much about the content), so I'm going to award it with a 5-5-5. I hope you've had a good day today; mine was pretty good... now I'm about to leave my office and go home. Take care! :) :)
Serafina...thanks a bunch! This was actually the very first parody I ever submitted, and I'm so glad you liked it. My day was just fine...thanks! =)
I finally understand a little of what goes on in that book LOTR. Nicely done, Arwen.
I em soooo not Tolkienista... but I likes dees veddy maash.
You know what I find truly disturbing about this song parody? I can picture in my mind Elijah Wood (hobbit sized) on stage dressed in sequins, fishnet stockings, and a feather boa. I can see him strutting about while this song is being played. Yes, I have a warped and seriously twisted mind. 555 for Lady Arwen! ^-^
Scathe...thanks...glad I could be of service...=)
Mistress...a pleasure, as always. Thanks for stopping by.
Kim...yikes! =) Heaven knows I didn't want to think about THAT last thing before I went to bed...but alas...I am so doomed. Thanks!!
Mistress...a pleasure, as always. Thanks for stopping by.
Kim...yikes! =) Heaven knows I didn't want to think about THAT last thing before I went to bed...but alas...I am so doomed. Thanks!!
You really nailed this one, Arwen. 5-5-5.
kozar, you rock! Thanks for stopping by!
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