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Song Parodies -> "eBay Junky"

Original Song Title:

"Takin' Care of Business"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"eBay Junky"

Parody Written by:

Dan Ricci

The Lyrics

This is a tune about a man who spends way too much time in front of the pc hoping to win an auction.
I get up in the morning from my alarm clock's warning
Jump in my truck and head off to work

I turn on my PC and then I log into Ebay
To see if my bid's still on top

And if my bid is the highest and the auction's almost up
Then I have to contact the seller

If you ever get annoyed, look at me I'm self employed
I sit and bid on stuff all day

And I'll be takin' care of business ON EBAY
Takin' care of business ON EBAY

I'll be bidding on items ON EBAY
I'll be bidding on items EVERYDAY WORK OUT

It's as easy as fishing, when your about to start your bidding
You could win some, but then you could lose

If my bid is placed on time and my name is still on top
I feel that I am ready to win

People see me having fun, while I'm bidding on the run
I tell them that I like it this way

It's the work I avoid. Hey, we're all self employed
I love to bid at Ebay all day

And I'll be takin' care of business ON EBAY
Takin' care of business ON EBAY
I'll be bidding on items ON EBAY
I'll be bidding on items EVERYDAY WORK OUT

Takin' care of business, ON EBAY
Takin' care of business, MY OWN WAY
I hate to be over bid, WHEN I'M AWAY
By some whining loser THAT IS GAY

Takin' care of business, ON EBAY
Takin' care of business, MY OWN WAY
I hate to be over bid, WHEN I'M AWAY
By some whining loser THAT IS GAY
If anyone wants the mp3 for this tune, e-mail me dricci@rochester.rr.com

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