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Song Parodies -> "Wed Wendy Whoppers"

Original Song Title:

"Heat of the Moment"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Asia

Parody Song Title:

"Wed Wendy Whoppers"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Oh yes she is the girl that I love best
She has two watermelons for a chest
I watch her everyday on video
Use the remote so I can watch her slow

I love to watch her bouncing up and down
Yes in those mammaries I want to drown
I am obsessed she is so beautiful
See her udders I want to be her bull

Chorus:
I want to wed Wendy Whoppers
Each of her breasts weighs ten pounds
Wed Wendy Whoppers, so big and round

Fell in love with you back in '92
Long hot showers I thought only of you
That girl has breasts bigger than basketballs
Stared at your photo spreads in the men's room stalls

I want to wed Wendy Whoppers
Each of her breasts weighs ten pounds
Wed Wendy Whoppers, so big and round

I love you Wendy will you marry me?
You are the only woman that I see
I love your hooters and your long blond hair
Don't need a straight flush I just want your pair

I want to wed Wendy Whoppers
Each of her breasts weighs ten pounds
Wed Wendy Whoppers, so big and round

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Crystal - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Who's Wendy Whoppers? She sounds like a freak of nature!!!
TV O.D. - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been wondering the same thing myself. >rolleyes<
Love hound - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
She's a retired porn star. She was a blond who weighed about 90 pounds, but weighed 130 lbs after her breast implants. Yes, you read it right. She had boobs made so big she could barely stand up straight and she was always nude because there's no way normal clothes could fit her. Floyd has it about right, but those breast implants weighed more than ten pounds each. She resembles a basketball tied to a baseball bat and a blonde wig.
Johnny D - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I am laughing out loud for real right now at this utterly goofy parody! 555! LOL!

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