This is a story of a lovely lady
Who fell in love with a Michael Brady
Look Jan, look Jan, I don't wanna hear your mouth
We all share the bathroom
But there's no toilet in the house

Alice cooking dinner everyday
Why did Mike perm his hair that way?
We don't know what happened to Tiger
Kitty Karryall is missing, c'mon we gotta find her

Greg is Johny Bravo playing in a band
It's the Brady Bunch!
Marsha is getting, lots of dates on demand

Who are they? Aw! The Brady Bunch!
Who are they? Aw! The Brady Bunch

An architect is Mike's job
Bobby's a detective and Peter is a slob
Cousin Oliver visited, but never came back
When Marsha grew up, she had a nice rack

They're so happy everyday
Everyone should live their life that way
Jan, Jan just quit your bitchin'
We all know Marsha gets all the boys attention

Johny Bravo, you're rockin' with that band
They're The Brady Bunch
Jan wear your glasses, I see them in your hand

Who are they? Aw! The Brady Bunch
Who are they? Aw! The Brady Bunch

Big- A big blue car
It's groovy, yes it is
Mike, put down your book
Give it up, Carol is hot!
Aaaaaaaaaaah, Hit it Mike!

Hey Mike!

Greg wants the Attic but Marsha wants it too!
Build a house of cards, the store is closing soon
Greg brings Bobby along on a date
The frogs get loose and it's too late

Why can't we all live this way?
Jan wore a really cool wig that day
Go Greg, you're Johny Bravo
When the show is cancelled, then you can go solo

The Bradys rule, the show it is so grand
They're the Brady Bunch
Alice is a good cook, her food is never bland

Who are they? Aw! The Brady Bunch
Who are they? Aw! The Brady Bunch!