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Song Parodies -> "Students"

Original Song Title:

"Poison"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Students"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

You fools revise
You must devise
One book wont kill
No brain no thrill

I want to grade you but you study not much (not much)
I want to fail you but my bosses tell me stop
I want to diss you but I’ll do it too much (too much)
I want to paste you but you pips are insidious STUDENTS
Your STUDENTS rotten through your brains
Your STUDENTS, I just want to mark your grades

Your words, so what
You cheat, get caught
You things, so dread
Your all, brain dead

I hear you talking and its shivers and sweat (and sweat)
I’m gonna hurt you if you keep on shouting my name
Don’t want to punch you but your so annoying (noy ing)
I want to paste you but you pips are insidious STUDENTS
Your STUDENTS hanging by a drain
You STUDENTS, I just wanna kill myself
STUDENTS

Students can kill
Cause pain, not thrill
I am a teacher and it doesn’t pay much (pay much)
I want to quit here but I’ve got a tracker mortgage
I want to teach you but you kids are too much (too much)
I want to paste you but you pips are insidious STUDENTS
You’re STUDENTS sucking on my brain
You STUDENTS, I just wanna take a break
STUDENTS

I want to grade you but you study not much (not much)
I want to fail you but my bosses tell me stop
I want to diss you but I’ll do it too much (too much)
I want to paste you but you pips are insidious STUDENTS
I don’t want to break my brain
STUDENTS oh no
Running deep inside my brain
Burning deep inside my brain
It STUDENTS
I don’t wanna mark these grades
STUDENTS


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