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Song Parodies -> "Pesticide Poison"

Original Song Title:

"Poison"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Pesticide Poison"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

For pest-icides, you pay a price
A taste that kills. Your pain. Satan's thrill.

You want to chew it but you better not touch
You want to eat it but your good sense tells you to stop
You should diss it and not make it a crutch
You want to taste it but it contains pesticide poison
Pesticide poison running through your veins
Pesticide poison
You need to break those chains

For pest-icides, you pay a price
A taste that kills. Your pain. Satan's thrill.

Eating it causes needles and pins
It will hurt you so don't let it into your frame
Don't let any of it under your skin
You want to taste it but it contains pesticide poison
Pesticide poison running through your veins
Pesticide poison
You need to break the chains to that poison

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Overall Rating: 3.7

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vegan minstrel - February 17, 2014 - Report this comment
audio recording for this parody is now on youtube

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