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Song Parodies -> "Eye In The Sky (Bush Can Read Your Mind)"

Original Song Title:

"Eye In The Sky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"Eye In The Sky (Bush Can Read Your Mind)"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Scared of the NSA's wiretaps (which began back in the Carter administration, by the way)? Well, don't be.
Won't work; you're not easily read.
No need to wear foil on your head:
If you ever had a mind before,
There's nothing to see there anymore.
Why bother?
Everyone knows
That nothing that goes
Through is thinking.

Can't GET, 'cause there's nothing to get;
Can't find anything in there yet!
You might have had a thought before--
Back when you voted in '84--
Just maybe.
There behind your eyes
Is no great suprise
That intriguing.

Bush has this eye in the sky
Looking at you.
Bush can read your mind.
But even if this is true,
What can he do?
There's nothing to find.

There's nothing in there when we explore:
You're stupid.
You don't have a mind.
You don't have a mind.
You don't have a mind.
You don't have a mind.

Can't see; our intrusions go blind:
Can't FIND if there's no truth to find.
There's none within those media whores;
We're not sure what their gray matter stores.
We're seeing:
None of the lies
That come from these guys
Are deceiving.

Bush has this eye in the sky
Looking at you.
Bush can read your mind.
But even if this is true,
What can he do?
There's nothing to find.

You don't have to worry anymore:
We've seen that
There's nothing to find.
There's nothing to find.
There's nothing to find.
There's nothing to find.

Bush has this eye in the sky
Looking at you.
Bush can read your mind.
But even if this is true,
What can he do?
There's nothing to find.

We might as well shut down and go home:
We find that
You don't have a mind.
There's nothing to find.
You don't have a mind.
There's nothing to find.
GET and FIND are, of course, commands in certain computer and internet languages. Incidentally, here's a Rasmussen Poll on those wiretaps.

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