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Song Parodies -> "Somebody Stole My Sweater"

Original Song Title:

"Even The Nights Are Better"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Air Supply

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody Stole My Sweater"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Just don't fall asleep at Laundry Land...that's all I'm saying...
I...had to get laundry done
Even though it's not fun
Walked down...the street
And threw a load in

I...I was so sleepy
Stayed up far too late, you see
And I woke...to find
That my clothing had left me

I fell asleep with some Tide for a headrest
I'm filled with regrets
I found when I came to

Somebody stole my sweater
Three loads were mixed together
Somebody stole my sweater
What should I do?

Whoa-oh-oh

Although my whites are brighter
My basket is somewhat lighter
Somebody stole my sweater
What can I do?

It...it was soft, baby blue
And it was my favorite, too
I had worn...it when
I met my boyfriend

And I...lost more than just a cardigan
Some pants I'd borrowed from a friend
Who I...had just told
I'd return them today

I never thought that somebody would snake them
Who would just take them?
What can a girl do?

Somebody stole my sweater
Wool socks for colder weather
Somebody stole my sweater
What should I do?

Whoa-oh-oh

Although my whites are brighter
My basket is so much lighter
Somebody stole my sweater
What can I do?

(instrumental)

I think I just saw a bum in my new skirt
And Frodo T-shirt
There's nothing I can do

Somebody stole my sweater
Undies and sweat pants together
Somebody stole my sweater
What should I do?

Whoa-oh-oh

Although my whites are brighter
My basket is ten times lighter
Somebody stole my sweater
What can I do?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 1
 
 5   5
 6
 5
 

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Mari D - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I like your words better than the original... and they're funnier! Too bad about your sweater (and the bum in your skirt!).
Arwen - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mari...I appreciate your vote...your very kind comment...and your well wishes concerning my pilfered wardrobe...=)
2nz - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'm tempted to give you 5's just for the couplet " Although my whites are brighter My basket is somewhat lighter " Fun read, and I'll try to find the original song when I can.
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS either, but shouldn´t this be "Somebody stole my preciousssss..." coming from you? :-)
Arwen - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Well...thanks for the comments! Even without votes! While I'll admit that the true Air Supply fan is a rare find these days...I didn't think the song was as obscure as it has turned out to be....oh well...=) 2nz...I have to confess that I was tickled with myself when I came up with the passage you mentioned...thanks for recognizing my brilliance...; ) And Know 1...I do feel a certain void considering how long it's been since I penned an LOTR parody...your little nudge may be just the thing to get my creative juices flowing...cross your fingers!!
Melhi - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job!
Arwen - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a ton, Melhi!
Renata - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Dear god! I love Air Supply, and I love this parody. This is classic.
Arwen - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Renata, thanks a ton! Finally a fellow Air Supply Junkie!! =)
Sara-n-brennan - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I Am a fam of Air Supply (although i have never been to a show..but i will cause im going to the one in Greensville)..and i liked your lyrics..they were funny..good Job!
Jeff Reuben - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not sure this fits the subject. What does this song have to do with clothing?
Arwen - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL!!!

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