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Song Parodies -> "Bad Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Ragdoll"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Dog"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

This Ol' Dog Is Bad. He Chews Slippers, He Eats Everything In The House, He Even Barks At People. He's Barking At People. The Dog Has Forced Us To Write A Song, And We Would Hear Him Say, "Bark Bark, Bark Bark Bark Bark, Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark."
[Chorus 1]
Bad Dog, Chewing On My Slippers,
Mad Mutt, Flying On The Dipper,
He's So Bad, He'll Never Be A Good One Like The Other Dogs, Man.
That Pooch, Barking At The People,
He Don't Mind Waking Up The Sheeple.
Bad Dog, Odie, Don't Ya Force Us to Do Things Like This!

[Verse 1]
I'm Acting Like A Bad Kid,
I'm Just Like The Bad Kids,
I'm Barking At The Mad Dog,
That Hurt Me Like It Just Did.
Dogs Running From The Big Crowd,
Been Hiding From It Real Loud,
Try To Climb Up On An Old Tree,
They Might Bite You Like You Can't See,
Get Away From The Big Mutts,
They'll Get You In A Big Rut,
Don't Get Silly, Run Like Little Billy,
Get Away From Them Cause They're Gonna Get You Back Again!

[Chorus 1]
Bad Dog, Chewing On My Slippers,
Mad Mutt, Flying On The Dipper,
He's So Bad, He'll Never Be A Good One Like The Other Dogs, Man.
That Pooch, Barking At The People,
He Don't Mind Waking Up The Sheeple.
Bad Dog, Odie, Don't Ya Force Us to Do Things Like This!

[Chorus 2]
Yes, They're Growlin',
Yes, They're Growlin',
They're Chewing All The Eaten Bones,
They're Biting All The Ringtones,
Yes, They're Growlin',
Yes, They're Growlin',
Don't Get Silly, Run Like Little Billy,
Get Away From Them Cause They're Gonna Get You Back Again!

[Chorus 1]
Bad Dog, Chewing On My Slippers,
Mad Mutt, Flying On The Dipper,
He's So Bad, He'll Never Be A Good One Like The Other Dogs, Man.
That Pooch, Barking At The People,
He Don't Mind Waking Up The Sheeple.
Bad Dog, Odie, Don't Ya Force Us, Odie, Don't Ya Force Us, Odie, Don't Ya Force Us, To Do Things Like This, Ooh Ooh, Ooh!

[Chorus 2]
Yes, They're Growlin',
Yes, They're Growlin',
They're Chewing All The Eaten Bones,
They're Kicking All The Moonstones,
Yes, They're Growlin',
They're Really Growlin',
So Don't Get Silly, Run Like Little Billy,
Get Away From Them Cause They're Gonna Get You Back Again!

[Chorus 1]
Bad Dog, Chewing On My Slippers,
Mad Mutt, Flying On The Dipper,
He's So Bad, He'll Never Be A Good One Like The Other Dogs, Man.
That Pooch, Barking At The People,
He Don't Mind Waking Up The Sheeple,
Bad Dog, Odie, Don't Ya Force Us to Do Things Like This!

[Chorus 1]
Bad Dog, Chewing On My Slippers,
Mad Mutt, Flying On The Dipper,
He's So Bad, He'll Never Be A Good One Like The Other Dogs, Man.
That Pooch, Barking At The People,
He Don't Mind Waking Up The Sheeple,
Bad Dog, Odie, Don't Ya Force Us to Do Things Like This!

[Outro Filled With Scatting, Growling, & Dogs]
Written By Larry The Donut Guy. He Loves Donuts.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network.

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