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Song Parodies -> "Got Me An Alligator"

Original Song Title:

"Love In An Elevator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Got Me An Alligator"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Workin' in a bog with a pro cam
Workin' on a DVD
I baited up a trap with chicken
I sat an’ waited up a tree
I got me one on a hook
I’m seizin’ it from behind
I’ll hit it on the head with a heavy book
I can’t be too unkind

Got me an alligator
Findin’ it tough as I hold it down
Got me an alligator
Puffin' a bit but the mouth is bound

Frillies on the alligator
Lingerie I adore
For odd kinda folk I cater
A fetish for a carnivore
I kinda think I’m in luck
Her body five out o’ five
I’m gonna take it to the max doin’ reptile cunni
An’ have a weird muff dive

Lovin’ an alligator
Chargin’ a lot for my goin' down
Lovin’ an alligator
Chargin’ a lot for my foolin’ ‘round

If I dare, if I dare, maybe next in line’s a grizzly bear
Lovin’ an alligator
Chargin’ a lot for my goin' down


Guitar solo


Lovin’ an alligator
Chargin’ a lot for my goin' down
Lovin’ an alligator
Chargin’ a lot for my foolin’ ‘round

Gonna be a porn vid hawker
Marketer extraordinaire
It's gonna be a porn-fest corker
An’ make me a millionaire
But the bindin’ isn’t tight
All I had was a roll o’ floss
On me it’s gonna prey, so this ain’t funny
It’s now pretty cross

Losin’ my nuts an’ member
Darin' to boff but it's chompin' down
Losin’ my nuts an’ member
Tearin' ‘em off as it spins around

Is it fair? Is it fair? I was in my prime; now they ain't there

Lovin’ an alligator
Missin’ my bits an’ I’m feelin’ down

Is it fair? Is it fair? I was in my prime; now they ain't there

Lovin’ an alligator
Missin’ my bits an’ I’m feelin’ down

Etc, etc


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Matthias - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Damn! This Aerosmith round brings out the creep in all of us with your beastiality and Peter’s animal beating I think I unleashed a monster here. Wickedly hilarious though! Well done!!
Agrimorfee - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Ewww on so many levels. I'm alerting the Florida Wildlife Commission about you, you sick, twisted fellow. Cheers!
JAB - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment
A reptilian romp in the swamp.
Meriadoc - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment
When I read the first line I thought it was going to be about a peeper in a restroom. If only! Very very disturbing - at least Pippin and I stick with farm animals.... :D
Peter Andersson - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment
This parody is sick, twisted, perverted, repulsive and (obviously) beastly. It gets three fives! :-)
Gator Bater - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Havent seen this high quality of work on this subject since "Shagging The Swine"

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