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Song Parodies -> "Fear Of An Elevator"

Original Song Title:

"Love In An Elevator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Fear Of An Elevator"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

If it's the repetition you're worried about here, don't be, I think Weird Al Yankovic, repeated the chorus lines in his Aerosmith parody of "Living On The Edge" Which he turned to "Living In The Fridge", Anyways, here is the YouTube link to the Aerosmith "Love In An Elevator" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbSZ7ywBnek&feature=youtu.be - Since it's so long, you might want to copy and paste it into your browser. ;-) Hope you enjoy my parody! :-)
Sweatin’ hard when I push the button
Waitin’ for the bell to ring
I’m sayin’ Houston’s got a problem
Is the car hangin’ by a string?

But what am I gonna do?
I feel like I’m gonna die
I really have got a bad fear of closed spaces
And of being up high

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down
Fear Of An Elevator
Guess I’ll keep my feet on the ground

Once in the elevator
There is no turning back
I say “It’s now and never”
The power fails and it goes black

I never hope I get stuck
I might soon run out of air
Like I want to open the escape
Hatch in the top, to
Get the hell out of there!

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down
Fear Of An Elevator
Guess I’ll keep my feet on the ground

I don’t dare, I don’t dare, so guess from now on
I’ll take the stairs
Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down

(Guitar Solo)

Fear Of An Elevator
On the ground!

(Guitar Solo)

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down
Fear Of An Elevator
Guess I’ll keep my feet on the ground

I use the stairs in case of fire
I am gonna play it safe
I am cool but yet I still perspire
And I get a little chafe

Cables they might snap
And then the car will fall too fast
It will fall down from the top to the basement
Bones will break like glass

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down
Fear Of An Elevator
Guess I’ll keep my feet on the ground

I don’t dare, I don’t dare, so guess from now on
I’ll take the stairs

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down

I don’t dare, I don’t dare, so guess from now on
I’ll take the stairs

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down

I don’t dare, I don’t dare, so guess from now on
I’ll take the stairs

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down

I don’t dare, I don’t dare, so guess from now on
I’ll take the stairs

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down

I don’t dare, I don’t dare, so guess from now on
I’ll take the stairs

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down

I don’t dare, I don’t dare, I don’t dare, I don’t dare

Fear Of An Elevator
Losin’ my lunch when it’s goin’ down
Please don't leave me like an elevator, in "suspension", leave a comment and / or vote! :-)

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 26

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Wild Child JIN - April 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Why won't someone leave me a comment and/or vote, (THAT I DESERVE!!! :-x) :-(
Wild Child JIN - April 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Just in case you're wondering, every vote except the three 1's is my own! :-(
Wild Child JIN - April 08, 2011 - Report this comment
That does it!! This is going into the SOTM contest next month, I don't put all this time and effort into writing these parodies to end up with only one vote three DAMN ONES! Someone else is going to vote for this fairly and squarely if it's the last thing I do!
AFW - April 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Hi!..You are a Wild Child.. :) I understand your frustration, know what you're going through, but things are kinda' mega-low in the vote and comment dept., these days...So, hang in there, don't let it getcha' down...As you know, I do mostly old classics..Fifties, Sixties...I can't relate a lot to Aerosmith, or the original song, but in comparing....I think you've done a good job, here..I know elevator fear is a real, and fairly common phobia..my ex's fear was of esculators...and not seeing my wallet enough. Keep mousin' 'em out.. (:
Ann Hammond - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment
hi I'm wildcard in the 00's. Getting one or two votes/comments if any sucks and that is why I post in the 00's now. I know how it feels
Wild Child JIN - April 11, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW: It makes me happy that you understand what I am going through as far as my parody writing is concerned, It's like Ann Hammond said too, it does suck to get a score of 1,1,1 especially when you do not deserve it! and / or get no votes and / or comments at all period! But posting in the 00's does not earn me credit here, nor can I enter the SOTM contest if I do that either, so maybe there might be a way I can do both... But no matter the score, as long as someone, who is trustworthy, and fair votes and / or comments besides me, and enjoys my parody in any way at all, that's all the "vote" of confidence that I need! Thanks All! :-) -WCJ-
Christie Marie M - April 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Back for the first time on the site for now! Sorry I'm missing all your awesome parodies! :( From reading your 1st comment, I wished that I v/c'd sooner when this was released. Lately I've been busy at my job and among other things. In regards to "one" votes, I remembered having my share of unabombers as well. Some unabombers randomly throw ones (even when you don't deserve it) because they have nothing better to do. Neither of your parodies deserve "ones". As for your parody, I had my share of scares in elevators as a child. Plus I was semi-claustrophobic as well. Great job as always, WCJ!

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