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Song Parodies -> "Food's Bad When I Make It"

Original Song Title:

"Dude Looks Like A Lady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Food's Bad When I Make It"

Parody Written by:

Lee Lone

The Lyrics

Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yeah! Yeah!
Food's bad when I make it!

Ever since I've lived on my own
I've tried to make myself right at home
But my first meal, it sucked at first bite
I ask this, is meat loaf
Supposed to crunch just like ice? Not quite!

Yuck! Yuck!
Yuck! Yuck!

But that was just my first try
Get a hamburger and french fries? No way!
I thought I'd do much better next time
But the next night's lasagna
Like a stone, hard and gray!!

Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yeah! Yeah!
Food's bad when I make it!

Still dangerous when I make me supper
I mostly throw it out, and eat suckers
Said, I guess that I sure need me a wife
She could be ugly and so boring
If she cooks good, she's divine!!!

Cuz! Cuz!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yeah! Yeah!
Food's bad when I make it!

(When I cook a meal in my house)
Damn! It really stinks here
(When I try to get it all down)
Chewing, chewing, chewing, I cry
(Woman, come and live at my house)
I'll give you a ring, dear
(But before we start getting down)
Cook me, cook me, cook me food, please!!!

Ooh, my cooking will slay thee
Won't like it, try it, Yikes! It's that bad!
Ooh, is this stuff gravy?
No!!!
Ech! Ech! Ech! Ech!

Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yuck! Yuck!
Food's bad when I make it!
Yeah! Yeah!
Food's bad when I make it! (X2)

Food, food, food, food's bad when I make it!
Food, food, food, food's bad when I make it!
Food, food, food, food's bad when I make it!
Food, food, food, food's bad when I make it!

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Jonathan S. - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Absolutely hilarious. I lost it at the line about the meat loaf. XD 555
Christie Marie M - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
That's why I have my dad cook my meals cuz he's the better cook than I am. Sometimes I cook good, sometimes I don't not as good as my dad's. If you're looking for a wife who's a good cook, don't ever marry Peggy Bundy! Better yet, you're going to need Mrs. Doubtfire to cook you meals. Great job with the song and here's $555 for culinary school!
SOTM - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
As a bachelor living on processed foods who can't cook gourmet, I feel with you. I already miss my dad's cooking, and even he isn't a good cook. (my mom can't cook since she's been dead a dacade). Well, back to "Joys of Jello", sigh.
Lee - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks so much Jonathan, Christie and SOTM. I really appreciate it. =)
Below Average Dave - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Whoever SOTM is, he or she is hinting they think you should join the contests at inthe00s.com, Check on Song Parody Contests and you'll see what it's about, feel free to PM me over there and I can help get you started. This parody is of a classic Aerosmith song, as one who has done the Bad Cooking theme a couple times, I can relate. If this is a sign of things to come from you, its a pretty good starting point, a look on your author page indicates your first parody was the day before my birthday--welcome to site and may the parody force be with you! 555
Lee - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow! Thank you so much Dave. That really means a lot coming from you (I was a reader and voter before I officially joined so I know a little about who's who). And yeah, I might do that sometime, enter in one of those contests, but probably in the future. I'll have to stick around here for awhile longer and see if I can improve any and stay consistent before I'm confident enough to do anything like that. But anyway, thank you for the vote and your kind words of encouragement. I really appreciate 'em! =)

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