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Song Parodies -> "Farts In An Elevator"

Original Song Title:

"Love In An Elevator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Farts In An Elevator"

Parody Written by:

Hamster Kebab-Star

The Lyrics

Fartin' like a dog in front of the boss man
Fartin' In the company elevator
I'm fartin' on the dice I'm tossin'
I'm gonna have stinky fingers

But where am I gonna fart?
They tell me the toilets are all engaged
I really need a fart in an open space
To fart between the urinals

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down
Farts In An Elevator
Followin' me till I hit the ground

Two minutes in the elevator
Stinks of eggs by the second floor
My ass can't 'wait till later
And fart you just a little through the door?'

I kinda hope we don't get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
My ass will show you poison gas
In the bathroom, honey
And have you down by five'

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down
Farts In An Elevator
Followin' me till I hit the ground

In the air, in the air, it stinks of last night's beans
Breathe it in dear
Farts in an elevator
Letting it out when I'm goin' down

(Guitar Solo)

Farts in an elevator
Goin' down to my ass

(Guitar Solo)

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down
Farts In An Elevator
Followin' me till I hit the ground

Gonna be a penthouse parper
Gonna be a baked bean
I'm gonna be a real fast farter
And have me a windy affair

Gotta get my fartin' right
It's a test that I gotta pass wind
I'll chase you all the way to the bathroom, honey
Kiss my windy ass!

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down
Farts In An Elevator
Followin' me till I hit the ground

In the air, in the air, it stinks of egg
Now it ain't fair

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down

In the air, in the air, it stinks of egg
Now it ain't fair

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down

In the air, in the air, it stinks of egg
Now it ain't fair

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down

In the air, in the air, it stinks of egg
Now it ain't fair

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down

In the air, in the air, honey one more time
Now it ain't fair

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down

In the air, in the air, in the air, in the air, phew!

Farts In An Elevator
Lettin' it out when I'm goin' down

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Phil N - April 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Always like a good fart parody. Funny take on the original!
le sigh - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
ugh....

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