Fart in the Elevator

Fartin’ out hot dogs lotsa gas, man!
Farting like a symphony
Im ripping all the spice, I’m grossin’
Im gonna have a fart-er-ee!

But where am I gonna fart
They tell me that farts ain’t kind
I really need to fart in a little nook
I’ll fart inside this time

(chorus)
Fart in the elevator
Gassin’ it up when I’m lighting bombs
Gas in the elevator
Stinking it up till it lingers ‘round

Make gas in the elevator
Lingering stinky fart
One said “I can’t see I’m faintin’”
And they all bolted for the doors

It kinda smells like a skunk
Nobody gets out alive
I said I’ll show you how to fart
with your lunch pail, honey
And have you blast some chives

(chorus)

In the air, in the air, cuttin’ some more grime
Whoa, don’t smell fair
Fart in the elevator
Foulin’ it up when I’m gassing ‘round

Fart in the Elevator
Mow ‘em down!

(chorus)

Gonna be a poophouse pooper
Gonna make some stinky air
I’m gonna let a real fast squeaker
And have me some beans, beware!

Gonna let a time bomb go
It’s some gas that I gotta pass
I’ll skunk you all the way outta here, honey
Kiss your nose goodbye